"THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!" Chris shouted as he shot a policeman.
"Chris, you just shot a cop!" Jonny yelled, standing in horror at the sight in front of him.
"And it felt so good. DOWN WITH THE MAN!" He took out his bat and began to smack unsuspecting passersby.
"Chris, are you OK?"
"I'm fine. DIE, BITCHES!" he exclaimed, pulling out a flamethrower and setting fire to several cars stopped at the red light.
"Do you think maybe we should take that away from him?" Will asked, leaning over to Guy with a look of concern on his face.
"Nah, it'll be fine. It's harmless."
"Guy, he's killing people!" Jonny exclaimed.
"Yeah, but it looks like fun," Guy replied as Chris pulled out a knife and stabbed a woman who looked like a hooker.
"Look, money!" Chris yelled, excitedly grabbing all of the money that had fallen onto the ground.
"And now he's taking their money!"
"What?" Chris asked, looking over at Jonny. "They're already dead."
"Give me that thing!"
"No, it's mine!"
"Chris, stop before you kill more people!"
"Fine, I'll just go steal a car then." Chris ran to the nearest attractive-looking car and opened the driver's side door. The man inside was stunned and Chris yelled out, "You being jacked!" as he punched the man and threw him out of the car.
"CHRIS, STOP IT, YOU BITCH ASS HO!"
"... Did you just call me a bitch ass ho?"
"This is taking over your life. And mine too. Now, it's time to give this up." Jonny grabbed Chris' arm, trying to grab the horrible thing Chris held in his hands.
"All right, boys, that's enough of this," Phil said, walking over to them.
"Phil!!" they both whined.
"I'm sorry, but we've got work to do."
"Ugh, fine," Chris sighed as he and Jonny walked away, Will and Guy following closely behind.
"Hey, you forgot to turn off the game!" Phil shouted as they left the room. "What is this anyway? ... Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas...? OH! AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!"
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