Sunday, January 31, 2010

C&J in the same bed, ooh! (Finished)

THE boys take a trip to Will's house for his sister's graduation. But when they're forced to share only two guest rooms, Chris and Jonny decide to take their friendship to the next level. 
It's a slash fic!

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Ten o'clock in the morning, the four-door car rolled into the driveway of the small manor house. The engine quieted, and the driver's door immediately opened. A long leg stretched its way onto the gravel below, another leg soon to follow. The man stood up, carefully removing the sunglasses that protected his eyes. He folded the stems and slipped the glasses over his collar.

Then the passenger side door opened, and another man revealed himself. He was not nearly as tall as the first man, clocking in at about 5'10" as opposed to 6'0". He wore the same style sunglasses, though, which he decided to leave on. He turned around as he shut his door and peered into the back window. There were yet another two men still in the car, but both were sound asleep, with one man's head resting on the other's shoulder.

"Aw, look at them, they're napping. How cute," the second man said. Then he looked over the top of the car at the first man. "Honk the horn and wake them up."

The first man laughed and momentarily held onto the door. He looked at the two sleeping men, then slammed his hand down on the steering wheel. The roaring blare jolted one of the men to consciousness, and he fuzzily looked around. He twitched his shoulder to wake up the other man, who opened his eyes much more peacefully.

"Jonny, we're here," one of the men said to the other. The first two men were already walking towards the house. The man called Jonny sat up, straightened his dark green cap, and unbuckled himself. As he and the other man climbed out of the car, the front door of the manor house opened.

"Will, you're finally here!" an older woman exclaimed, striding towards the first two men. She stopped first at the taller of the two, kissed him on the cheek and wrapped her arms around him. When she pulled back, she placed her hand on his left cheek and stared at him. "I can't believe you're so grown up."

"Mum, I'm only twenty," Will replied, laughing. His mother smiled at him and released him of her hold. Then she turned to the shorter man, and smiled at him, too.

"It's nice to see you, Guy," she nodded first at the shorter man, then to the other two men who were standing behind him, "Chris, Jonny."

"It's nice to see you, too, Mrs. Champion," Jonny politely replied.

Chris beamed at her and said, "Thank you for letting us stay in your beautiful home."

"Oh, it's nothing," she waved Chris's gratitude away. "Melissa is very fond of all of you, so she's extraordinarily pleased that you could all make it."

"Of course, graduating is a big thing," Guy said. "We wouldn't want to miss something this important."

"Well, I'm glad." She turned to Will and reached her arm around him, placing her hand on his shoulder blade. "Come on inside, now, I've prepared some tea for you guys. We'll worry about luggage later."

She guided Will into the house, with Chris, Jonny, and Guy following closely behind. Guy had been to the house before, but Chris and Jonny had not. Chris was utterly stunned by the sheer brilliance of the carpentry inside, all of the carved doorways, smooth ceilings, and hardwood floors. It was much nicer than he could have imagined, which was saying a lot. Jonny found the interior decorating to be something noteworthy; most of the rooms were painted and draped in various shades of blue, giving the house a distinct relaxing quality.

The kitchen was small, but one doorway through it let to a much larger dining room. There was a long, elegant table in the middle, clothed in navy blue with a marvelous floral centerpiece. The light fixture that hung in the center looked a bit older, but it was still flattering. The four men took their seats at the table while Mrs. Champion fetched a pot of tea.

"There you are, dears," she crooned as she finished pouring the last cup of tea. The men all thanked her, then she left them to converse amongst themselves. Jonny sipped at his drink, eyes locked firmly on Chris. Chris swirled his cup around, amused by the ripples it created in the liquid. Guy ran his finger around the edge of his cup, thinking about the purpose of them visiting Will's family. Will downed most of his tea in the first swallow, and it only took him another half-gulp to finish it off.

"I'm gonna go bring in the suitcases and stuff," he mumbled as he carried his cup out of the room. The other three paid hardly any attention to his departure, and carried on with their absentminded ways.

"Do you guys think Will would hate me if I tried to hit on Melissa?" Guy finally spoke. Chris looked up at him, questioning, and also slightly disgusted.

"Really? We're not here ten minutes and already you're thinking about sex?"

Guy sat up in a bit of anger, and held his hands out in front of him. "Whoa, whoa. I never said I wanted to have sex with her. Although..."

"Guy," Jonny interrupted. Guy shot a look to Jonny, and though he knew what Jonny was going to say, he listened anyway. "Will wouldn't like it."

"See? And Jonny knows what he's talking about," Chris said, speaking almost entirely with his hands. In fact, there were several times where his exaggerated movements nearly caused him to knock over his cup. Chris moved his cup off to the side in order to prevent it from being spilled, and Jonny smiled to himself.

"Thanks, Jon," Guy said. He stared off across the room. "Still, I wonder what she'd be like in be-"

"Guy!" Chris shouted. "Stop it."

"Oh, Chris, just 'cause you're not gonna get any doesn't mean the rest of us have to hold off," Guy replied, rolling his eyes.

"You know what?" Chris stood up and began to walk around the table to the exit. "I'm gonna go help Will."

Once Chris was out of sight, Guy turned to Jonny. "Can you believe him?" Guy slowly shook his head in disbelief.

"Yeah, actually, I can," Jonny replied with a laugh. "And I think we should probably help them, too."

Guy reluctantly agreed, and the two men shifted their presence to the side of the car, where Will was removing large suitcases and traveling bags from the trunk and handing them to Chris. Chris was having a bit of difficulty lifting all of them, as his strength was not nearly as great as Will's, so Jonny offered to give him a hand.

"Thanks, Jay," Chris said as Jonny grabbed a bulky bag from Chris. It was even close to being too heavy for Jonny to carry, but he managed.

"No problem," Jonny muttered in return, and began to heave the bag up towards the house. He left it on the porch, where a few other pieces of luggage were, and turned to find Chris right behind him. They almost bumped into each other, but Chris swiftly dodged to the left before collision. Jonny continued walking back to the car as Chris dropped off the suitcase he'd been carrying, and before Jonny even made it halfway, Chris sprinted past him. The entire time, Guy was just leaning against the side of the car, looking dreadfully bored. Or dreadfully boring.

"Are you gonna help or what?" Will sneered at Guy as he handed off another suitcase to Chris. Guy tilted his head to Will, blinked a few times, then turned back. "I take that as a 'no'." Guy sighed and decided to take up an interest in his fingernails.

Annoyed by Guy's blatant disrespect, Chris blurted, "Guy wants to sleep with Melissa." Guy broke his concentration to stab Chris with an angry stare. Chris smiled at him, then ran off to the porch. Jonny patiently waited for Will to continue unpacking the trunk, and he laughed to himself.

Will gaped at Guy for a few moments, then decided it wasn't worth his time. He gave Jonny the last bag that was in the trunk, then slammed it down with a bit too much force. When they walked back to the house, a young girl was picking up the other suitcases and such, and dragging them inside.

"Melissa, put that down," Will ordered. "Chris can't even pick those up, you think you can?"

"I'm a lot stronger than he is!" she laughed. "It's been a while since you saw me last, dear Willy, I've got some muscle on me now." She reached for the handle of the nearest suitcase, but stopped before she touched it. "On second thought, why should I do this work if you don't think I'm fit to do it? These are your guys' anyway." She returned inside, her long, wavy hair swinging over her shoulders as she turned. Will caught Guy staring for a little too long, and so he smacked Guy's arm as hard as he could.

"Hey!" Guy shouted, rubbing his sore arm. Will ignored him and stormed up the stairs, grabbing as many bags as he could on his way inside. Chris and Jonny eagerly followed him, and Guy grunted as he trudged along.

"Oh, my, you boys did all that work already?" Mrs. Champion asked from the doorway of the kitchen.

"It wasn't so bad," Will shrugged. "So, where are all these going?"

"Oh, well, we've only got the two spare rooms, so I'm afraid you four will have to split and share," she replied.

Chris nudged Jonny and said, "Jay?"

"Sure," Jonny answered.

"OK, me and Jonny will share," Chris announced. Mrs. Champion looked a bit surprised in the quickness of their decision, but she was also pleased by it.

"Well, that works, then!" She clapped her hands together joyously. "So, Will, just bring those to the rooms upstairs. I think you know where they are," she added with a small wink.

-

"Jonathan," Chris sang, quite literally, "Buckland!" Chris hopped, also quite literally, onto the bed next to Jonny. "With a Mark in between."

Jonny blankly stared at Chris for a minute, then laughed. "Turn off the light, crazy."

Chris heaved an exaggerated sigh. "Ugh, I'm trying to serenade you, and all you do is bark orders at me?" He sighed again, then swung his arm over to the lamp and clicked it off. "There, is that better, master?"

"Yes." Jonny felt Chris slide under the covers, then silence filled the room. But there was this air that kept pushing itself onto Jonny, and it wasn't sitting too well with him. "Chris, could you not lay so close to me?"

"Why?" Chris innocently asked.

"Because I can feel you breathing on me."

"Oh. Sorry!" Chris moved over, and the air stopped hitting Jonny. He felt kinda bad about making Chris move, but he didn't give it another thought, just closed his eyes and tried to sleep. Suddenly, a humming came from the other side of the bed, similar to Chris's earlier serenade, and Jonny let the melody soar through him and fly him to dream land.

When he woke up the next morning, Chris was still sleeping peacefully beside him. He thought so, anyway. But as he lifted the covers off and sat up, a voice gently said, "Good morning, Jay."

Jonny turned to look at Chris, whose eyes were still closed, smiled to himself, and said, "Good morning, Chris."

"I thought you'd never wake up," Chris said with a smile as he lifted his eyelids. "I've been waiting for hours. Then again, I guess I wake up early." Jonny looked around in search of a clock, but he couldn't find one.

"What time is it?" he asked.

"Meh, who cares? Time is an illusion." Chris buried his head in his pillow and mumbled, "I'm still tired, Jonny."

"Why don't you go back to sleep?"

"No, I can't," Chris whined. "Once I wake up, that's it. And I woke up, like, five hours ago."

Jonny narrowed his eyes a bit. "How do you know it was five hours?"

"Well, I don't really, that's why I said, 'like.'" Jonny found himself laughing, though Chris sounded painfully exhausted. "Mm. Jonny, wake me up."

"How am I gonna do that?" Jonny skeptically asked.

"I don't know! You're my best friend, you should know what to do to cheer me up and stuff like that," Chris said.

"Chocolate?" Jonny said with the beginnings of laughter. Chris sat straight up and glared at Jonny.

"I like the way you think," he grinned, and Jonny laughed along with him. "Thank you, Jonny. Maybe tonight, I'll sleep better."

"Good, because tired," Jonny shook his head, "not a good look for you." Chris scrunched up his nose and folded his arms across his chest.

"I'm sorry I can't always be the gorgeous ray of sunshine that blesses you with its warmth and attractiveness until you melt into a pile of envious goo," he facetiously ridiculed. Jonny just laughed at him and began to walk out of the room, all the while being watched by a smilling Chris.

As Jonny walked past the room Will and Guy shared, he could hear voices trying to speak loudly over each other. He didn't break from his path to the bathroom, though.

"No, Guy, I'm pretty sure that I didn't."

"Oh yeah? Then how come I was shivering half the night?"

"I don't know, you're built like a freakin' twig! Don't you get cold easily or something?"

"Well... yeah. But that doesn't change the fact that- hey! Get back here!" The voices were growing fainter, and the thundering of footsteps told Jonny that Will must have been storming downstairs.

"I'm not gonna stand there and..." Will's voice faded completely, leaving nothing but total silence. Then came a humming slipping under the door. Jonny finished washing his hands and checked his reflection. The humming grew louder and louder, and Jonny thought it sounded quite nice. Unsurprisingly, when he opened the door, Chris was waiting right outside.

Chris stopped humming and widened his eyes. "Seems like Will and Guy are having quite a row."

"Oh, is that what that was?" Jonny sarcastically asked. "I thought someone was killing cats."

"Maybe that's how it started. Maybe Will accidentally ran over Guy's cat-slash-best friend, and so to get back at him, Guy is going to try to take advantage of Melissa, but now I've gone and ruined it, so Will is angry with Guy for thinking that way." Chris stared off into space, caught up in his own crazy world. "Yeah."

Jonny raised his eyebrows at Chris with a bit of concern, then walked away to let Chris use the bathroom. He came downstairs to find Will and Guy silently- though they were both shooting each other violent stares- eating breakfast in the dining room.

"Jonny, would you like something to eat?" Mrs. Champion asked. She was already holding a plate filled with food out to Jonny, so he felt he couldn't deny her offer.

"Thank you," he said as he grabbed the plate and sat beside Guy. He took a few bites and decided that Mrs. Champion knew how to cook.

Guy set his fork down on his plate with a massive clink, and turned to Jonny.

"Hi, Jonny," he mumbled.

"Hey, Guy."

Guy blinked a few times, then inquired, "Does Chris steal the blankets from you?"

"Oh, no, do I?" Chris interrupted as he arrived at the doorway. "If I do, Jonny, I'm sorry. I don't mean to."

Jonny chuckled and replied, "No, you don't, Chris. Don't worry."

"Oh, OK. Good." Chris sighed a breath of relief. He walked fully into the room and took the seat on Jonny's other side. "You would tell me if I did, right?"

"Yeah, I would." Chris smiled his thanks. Mrs. Champion rushed to his side with another full plate.

"Ooh, this looks great," he hungrily said, rubbing his hands together. Mrs. Champion laughed and ruffled his hair as he began to scarf down the food. Jonny laughed, too, and then Will finally spoke.

"You're lucky, Jonny," Will informed. "You get a nice blanket covering you all night long." He flung his eyes at Guy, then returned to his breakfast.

"Oh, stop your bickering," Mrs. Champion ordered. "And finish eating up, boys, we've got some work to do today."

Mrs. Champion wheeled around and left for the kitchen. After she was out of sight, Will looked up and threw a bit of toast at Guy.

-

Mrs. Champion had them setting up a giant tent in the backyard. She told them to, anyway, but they weren't actually doing it. Will was reading instructions, trying but failing to forget his anger. Guy was laying in the grass, trying to get a tan. Chris had decided to hop on an old swing set in the far corner of the yard.

"Come push me, Jonny!" he shouted to Jonny, though he needn't have because Jonny was standing right next to him.

"Seriously?" Jonny laughed, and Chris narrowed his eyes.

"Fine, I can do this by myself." Chris began to pump his legs. He managed to get the swing up 5 feet before Jonny left to help Will.

"No luck with those instructions, eh?" Jonny casually asked. Will looked up at him and raised an eyebrow.

"Oh, look, someone who actually wants to help. Thank you, Jonny," he said. He flipped the paper he held to the other side, but he still wasn't understanding the whole thing. "This stuff is, like, gibberish to me." He threw the paper to the ground and walked over to the poles and tarp. "I think I'll do better with trial and error."

"Maybe we should start by shoving the poles in the ground," Jonny jovially said. "Might help."

"Probably. Here," he lifted one of the poles and offered the opposite end to Jonny, "take that, and then I'll lift this side and try to force it into the dirt." He paused for a second, then nodded. "Yeah, should work."

Jonny held the end of the pole, which was quite heavy, while Will raised his arms. Slowly, Jonny lowered the pole to the ground, and Will put down as much weight as he could on his end. Eventually, the pole stood successfully on its own.

"All right!" Will said after admiring their work for a while, and he high-fived Jonny. Then quite suddenly there was another body right next to Jonny's. Chris, after deciding that he'd tired of the swing, had jumped off and landed as far away as he could. It just so happened that this destination was also as close to Jonny as he could get without pommeling into him.

"Whoa!" Chris exclaimed. Jonny turned his head to find he was a mere three inches away from Chris's. "That was close."

All Jonny could think to do in response was laugh, and so he did. Chris took a step back to give Jonny some space, then looked at the single pole emerging from the ground.

"Nice work, guys," he grinned.

"Yeah, you wanna help with the next one?" Will replied with a hint of bitterness.

Chris grunted disappointingly and stared at the ground. "I might drop it or something."

"Hmm, touche. Perhaps you'd be better off tanning with Guy."

"OK!" Chris chirped, running to and collapsing down beside Guy. He turned his head to look at Guy, who was wearing his sunglasses. He looked like he could have been asleep. "Guy," Chris whispered. "Are you asleep?"

"Hardly," Guy whispered in return.

"You know, if you tan with those glasses on, you're gonna have a line," Chris said.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, it won't be tan where the sunglasses were. You'll have a line."

Guy took off the sunglasses, but quickly put them back on. "I can't see without these. Besides, I always wear them anyway, so this 'line' will be hidden."

"OK," Chris replied in defeat. He switched his view to Jonny and Will, since watching them was more interesting than watching Guy. They were a lot nicer, too.

Will and Jonny managed to get another pole up. They were working on a third one, but Jonny accidentally let go too soon, causing Will to practically throw the pole down, where it met the acquaintance of his foot. Will cursed up a storm, and Jonny apologized profusely. Chris laughed.

-

The lights were off and the room was quiet. Chris laid with his head resting on his hands against the pillow, staring into the darkness where he saw a faint outline of Jonny.

"Jonny, do you feel tired?" Chris quietly asked. Jonny shifted a little bit.

"Not really, why?"

"Can we just stay up for a bit and talk?"

"Sure," Jonny replied. "Did you have anything to talk about?"

"No, not really. I just thought it would be nice." Jonny didn't respond right away, but after a few moments Chris felt him turn on his side. The room was mostly dark, but one single beam of moonlight dancing through the window struck Chris's blazing blue eyes and made them sparkle.

"Chris, can I ask you something kinda... personal?"

"Sure, what?" Chris replied in a sweet voice. He patiently waited for Jonny, who took his time to continue, deeply breathing several times and eventually shifting into an upright position.

"Well..." he began, "have you ever wondered what it would be like if, you know... if we... you know..." Chris sat up, too, and looked directly at Jonny.

"If we hooked up?" he finished.

"That's one way to put it," Jonny muttered.

"Sometimes," Chris honestly replied, blushing a little, which was luckily not visible in the dark. "I assume you have."

"Sometimes," Jonny agreed.

Chris enlarged his eyes and curiously asked, "What do you think it would be like?"

Jonny thought for a moment, then shrugged. "I don't know."

Chris fidgeted with the hem of his shirt. He knew what he wanted to say, but nervousness was holding him back. He tried to push through it as best as he could, and therefore successfully said, "We could always try it out. Then we'd know what it was like."

Jonny looked over to the dark shadow of Chris and also fought through nervousness. "Yeah, we could do that."

"How long are we here for?" Chris asked as he locked his eyes with Jonny's.

"A week," Jonny replied. "Well, six more days, now... no, five? Something like that."

"Then maybe we could try, but... take it slow."

"Slow works," Jonny said, nodding. Chris momentarily looked away, forging an idea.

"Like, now... just... just a kiss, right?"

Jonny croaked, "OK."

"OK." Chris scooted over a bit and leaned in towards Jonny. His eyes darted back and forth between Jonny's bright green ones and his lips. He was lucidly hesitant, but he urged himself to go on regardless. Jonny bent forward, too, and soon their lips met. It was like nothing either of them had experienced before, in a good way. Chris let out a shaky breath as they pulled away from each other. "Goodnight, Jonny."

Chris smiled and laid back down. Jonny too slid down and closed his eyes. "Night, Chris."

The next time Jonny was conscious, he was facing the window. The sun was really, really bright so he flipped over to face Chris. Chris was unsurprisingly already awake, just watching Jonny with a faint smile etched on his face. Jonny could feel Chris's eyes examining every inch of his face, and he wasn't sure quite how to feel.

"Hey," Jonny said to fill in what he was afraid might become an awkward silence.

"Hey," Chris smiled. "Looks like it's time to get up now, huh?"

"Yeah."

"I wonder what we'll be doing today?" Chris pondered. He looked around the room for a bit, then laughed. Quickly, though, he stopped and stared at Jonny, rather embarrassed.

"What?" Jonny apprehensively asked.

"Nothing," Chris said in a timid voice. "Do you think we'll be helping Mrs. Champion more?"

"Uh, probably." Jonny sat up, stretched and yawned, and threw his legs to the floor. Chris stood up at nearly the same time, and they walked out of the room together.

No sound was coming from Will and Guy's room, which could have been either good or bad. Maybe they were still sleeping, or maybe Will had strangled Guy at some point during the night. Jonny slipped into the bathroom and went to close the door behind him, but Chris was standing in the way.

"Chris," Jonny whispered as if to ask him what the hell he was doing.

"Listen, Jonny," Chris said in a hurried and worried tone, ushering Jonny further into the room so he could shut the door. "Nothing's weird between us now, right? Because, I mean, it's not like we even really did anything last night."

"No, things aren't weird between us," Jonny reassured Chris. Chris skeptically looked at Jonny for an abrupt moment, then seemed relieved.

"OK," he said, and left Jonny alone in the room. Something on the wall stuck out to Jonny, and he wondered why there was a clock in the bathroom, but not the guest room. The time read six, so while being surprised at how early it was, he also assumed that Guy was still alive, just sleeping.

When he was finished, he expected Chris to be waiting for him outside the door, but the hallway was completely empty. He yawned again as he walked to the room, deciding that he'd try to get more sleep.

He laid down on the bed, where Chris was also laying with his eyes closed.

"Still tired?" Jonny laughed. Without a response, Jonny looked over at Chris. Chris's breathing was deep and steady, and for a second he thought Chris was just messing with him. A few minutes later, Chris still hadn't answered, and Jonny smiled to himself.

-

Five large boxes were sitting downstairs in the living room later that morning. Chris prodded one of the boxes and asked what they were for.

"Tables," Will answered. "We have to set them up under the tent."

"Oh. OK!"

Will grabbed one of the boxes and began to lift it outside. It was heavy, but he was strong and managed to get it by himself. Jonny struggled to lift his own box, so Chris gave him a hand. Guy poked one of the boxes, and it moved about a centimeter. He decided that was enough work for him, and followed the others outside.

Upon seeing that Guy hadn't done anything to help, Will yelled, "Thank you, Guy! I'm glad your here, otherwise stuff would never get done."

"Hey, it's not my fault I have no strength!" Guy motioned at his body and said, "Look at me, I'm tiny. I can barely lift air, look how slow my hand is moving right now!" Will just stared angrily at him, and suddenly there was a girlish laughter from behind them. Will slowly turned around to see Melissa standing nearby, laughing her head off.

"I'm sorry, Will, but it's just so funny when you're angry," she giggled. Will ignored her and turned back to Guy.

"Fine, but when it comes time to set up the party- food and stuff- you're helping," Will commanded.

"OK." Will began to walk inside to get another box, and Guy tried to quietly add, "Bossy." He said it a bit too loud, though, and Will stopped dead in his tracks. Guy knew he was in for it, but Melissa just laughed harder. Guy looked at her and winked.

Then something unexpected happened. Instead of decking Guy, Will just took a deep breath, smiled, and continued walking away. Guy was thankful, though surprised, as was Melissa.

Inside the tent, Chris and Jonny were trying to set up the table they'd carried together. They weren't having the best of luck, but they were at least enjoying each other's company.

"OK, the legs are supposed to fold back more than that," Jonny said as he observed the lop-sided table.

"Yeah," Chris agreed, "but I tried, and it wouldn't move." Jonny turned the table on it's side and grabbed the rebellious leg. Chris was right; it didn't want to budge at all. Jonny struggled with it for a minute or so, then just before he'd given up completely, Chris stood on the opposite side and pushed the leg with all his might.

"Come on, you... freaking... jerk!" Jonny yelled at the leg. There was a loud crack right after that, and it almost sounded like they'd broken the table. They didn't, though, they just fixed it. The leg finally popped out into it's proper position, and when Jonny stood the table back up, it was perfectly even.

He turned to Chris and smiled, and Chris held his hand up for a high-five. Jonny laughed and halfheartedly placed his palm to Chris's. Then Jonny walked over to the other box, and began to set up the next table. He and Chris had a much easier time with the second one, and they finished unfolding the legs and had moved it over to a corner before Will had even brought the third box into the tent.

"No sarcasm this time," Will said as he looked around at Jonny and Chris's work and dropped the third box in front of himself, "really glad you guys are here. Especially you, Jonny. Uh... no offense, Chris."

"None taken," Chris smiled. "Jonny's a lot better than I am at basically everything."

"That's not true, Chris," Jonny said. "I may be better than you at a few things, but not everything. And, certainly, you're better than me at quite a lot."

Chris tutted and shook his head. "Jonny, Jonny, Jonny. You are crazy." Will laughed, and Chris stared at him questioningly.

"Chris, you're about a thousand times crazier than Jonny is," he explained. "In fact, Jonny's the most normal out of all of us."

Chris smiled sweetly and turned to Jonny, affectionately pawing at his cheek. "Jonny's our rock." Jonny blushed as Will mumbled an agreement.

-

"Man, did you see Melissa hittin' on me today?" Guy asked as he and Chris walked upstairs to the bedrooms. Will and Jonny had already gone upstairs, as Chris and Guy had been held up by Mrs. Champion. Guy didn't mind so much, though, because Melissa was in the room, too.

"No," Chris laughed.

"She was flirting with me like crazy! You didn't hear all that laughing?"

"I did, but I would hardly call it hitting on you. Or flirting." Chris stopped outside the door of his and Jonny's room, and Guy turned to him and waved his hand.

"Well, what do you know, anyway? You never even talk to girls," he said.

"I talk to girls sometimes." Guy just laughed and shook his head.

"Mrs. Champion doesn't count." Chris narrowed his eyes, but joined in on the laughter shortly. Guy saluted Chris and left for his own room, and Chris turned around to open the door.

"Jonny," Chris called, leaping over to the spot where Jonny was sitting. "Why are you sitting at the end of the bed?"

Jonny looked at Chris for a few moments with some mild confusion strewn about his face, then replied, "I don't know. That's a good question."

"Well, I will sit with you!" Chris exclaimed as he collapsed backwards next to Jonny. He was contentedly quiet afterward, though he started to tap his fingers on his leg. Jonny watched him intently, a sort of chill burning in his chest.

"So..." Jonny began, and he thought it had been a mistake, because he had no clue how he was going to follow up. Chris must have read his mind, luckily, because he looked up at Jonny and nodded.

"What comes next, then?" he quietly asked. "By the way, last night went pretty well, I think." Chris's cheeks flushed a little, and he averted his eyes. The sight of Chris sent the burning feeling into overdrive, and Jonny tilted Chris's head back towards him. After one second of the hardest stare Jonny could have ever given anyone, he crushed their mouths together. Chris was taken aback for a fraction of a second, then a love for the abrasive side of Jonny he'd never seen before took over.

Chris let himself relax, and his mind was so wrapped up that he decided he'd let Jonny do whatever he wanted. Jonny's present desire only consisted of making out with Chris, but Chris wouldn't have minded if it had been more.

"I think that went well, too," Chris panted a few minutes later.

"Yeah," Jonny breathlessly agreed. He tried to reconstruct himself from the pile of debris that his insides had collapsed into, a difficult- but not impossible- task. "All right... taking it slow. Good night, Chris."

"Wait." Chris grabbed Jonny's arm. "We- we can take it a little faster, if you want." Chris began to crawl backwards into the spot where Jonny would sleep. He leaned against the wall a little, waiting for Jonny to follow him.

Jonny stood up and walked around to the side of the bed. He sat down on the little space that was left between Chris and the edge of the bed. He was silent for a while, and Chris feared that Jonny didn't want him anymore. For those brief seconds he felt abandoned and used.

But Jonny still wanted Chris. He reached over, grabbing the bottom of Chris's shirt and lifting it up. Chris felt a relief spread through him and he raised his arms above his head to help with the removal of clothing. Jonny ran his hand down Chris's bare chest, sending a rush of excitement throughout Chris's body.

He closed his eyes as Jonny's lips slowly found their way across his skin, all the way from his neck to his stomach. When he had reached just below Chris's belly button, Chris stopped him.

"Jonny." Jonny looked up, and Chris wiggled his finger to beckon him. Jonny leaned over Chris until they were almost touching. Chris's eyes lit up as he whispered, "You're turn."

Chris pushed Jonny onto the empty side of the bed with much more force than he thought Chris was ever capable of using. Unlike Chris's, Jonny's shirt was button-up, so Chris took his time slowly undoing the buttons and kissing the skin each one left exposed. Once the shirt was completely open, Chris moved up and reached over Jonny to turn off the light. He laid his head down on Jonny's chest and closed his eyes.

"Goodnight, Jonny."

-

"Jon, you have to help us," Guy said, wide-eyed, as he stood in front of Jonny's door. Jonny had just barely woken up, so it took a few seconds for him to process what was going on.

"With what?" he tiredly asked.

"Chris won't shut up, he's been jumping around singing all morning."

"He always does that."

"Yeah, but this is like, twenty times worse than usual."

"What do you want me to do about it?" Jonny asked.

"I don't know, tell him to shut up or something," Guy replied. "He listens to you!" Jonny was going to respond, but a loud voice interrupted him.

"'Cause IIIIIIIII! looooooove! the way you say good morning! And yooouuuuu!- Oh, hey, Jonny!" Chris stopped momentarily, waved, then continued to walk and hum. Jonny watched him and laughed.

"I'll tell him to stop," Jonny told Guy. Guy thanked him then left, and Jonny went to follow Chris. "Chris!"

"Yeah, Jonnyboy?" Chris replied as he turned around.

"You have a lovely voice, do you know that?" Chris smiled, and Jonny continued, "But some people don't appreciate it as much."

Chris frowned. "Guy's been telling me to shut up all morning." He sighed, then took a second before brightening up again. "But Mrs. Champion said she wants me to sing at the party tomorrow!"

"Really?" Jonny excitedly asked. "That's awesome."

"Yeah! But I'm kinda nervous." Jonny placed his hand Chris's shoulder, then decided to go for a full embrace.

"Don't be, you're gonna be great." Chris wrapped his arms around Jonny and smiled into his shoulder.

"Thank you, Jonny. You always make me feel better."

"Hey!" Will called from down the hallway. "I know you two are totally gay for each other, but you've got to cut the lovey-dovey crap and start getting ready. The ceremony's in a few hours."

Chris and Jonny broke apart, laughing at Will, but secretly their hearts beat faster. Jonny offered to let Chris into the bathroom first, and Chris kindly bowed his head in thanks.

-

There were a lot of people there, as expected, graduates and their families, friends, families' friends, and friends' families. Having a last name very close to the beginning of the alphabet, it was not long before Melissa was called up.

She looked terrifically stunning on this particular day, which she was glad about, since she'd taken so long to make herself look terrifically stunning. He might have done it regardless, but Guy kept his eye on her the entire length of the ceremony. She really was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. Will glanced at him every now and then with a bit of contempt, but Guy just couldn't look away.

When all was said and done, Melissa walked over to the group and was instantly hugged by her crying mother. Melissa was crying a little bit, too, as was Chris. But no one was paying attention to Chris, anyway.

Will gave them both pats on the back in a very manly way, and shot more threatening looks at Guy, who was trying to get in on the emotional hug. Jonny stood back from all this, not wanting to cause a fuss, and Chris stood by him, trying to conceal his quiet weeping.

"They grow up too fast, huh?" Jonny muttered to Chris. Chris looked at him and smiled.

"Yeah, they do. I remember when she was afraid of even starting high school." He chuckled and added, "I remember when I was afraid of starting high school."

"I remember... when I met you. And you were afraid of picking the wrong major and screwing up your life."

"Oh, I'm still afraid of that." Jonny laughed a little, and though Chris was being serious, hearing Jonny laugh made him feel better.

"Don't worry, even if you did pick the wrong major, you still won't screw up your life." Chris was giving him an odd look, so he continued, "You could be a singer or something."

"Really, you think I could be a singer?" Jonny nodded his head, and Chris tried to smile, but his lips trembled. "Jonny, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me." Chris turned his head to hide, because he was afraid that he was going to completely break down.

Will called to them to leave and head for the car, and they did so, quickly catching up with the rest of the party. They'd actually taken two cars, since there were so many of them, so Chris and Jonny sat in Will's car with Will and Guy, while Mrs. Champion and Melissa drove off in another car. It was a short drive back to the Champion place, probably around ten minutes.

Chris talked the entire time. No one was even sure that he was talking about anything in particular, but he found a way to ramble for the whole ten minutes. Just before Will pulled the car into the driveway, Guy turned around and snapped at him. It didn't work, though, so he shot a look at Jonny. Jonny silently nodded, then slowly lifted his arm.

Chris let out a squeal as Jonny's finger jabbed him in the stomach. He looked at Jonny, mouth open, and just stared disbelievingly for a few seconds. "Anyway, there was this thing that I saw in a magazine one time, and it said that it wasn't really true at all, but I'm not entirely convinced, because then I saw this other magazine where it said the first magazine got it's information wrong, and that it was true. Then there was this third magazine that said they were both wrong, and I'm not sure how that works, since one of them has to be right if they're both saying the opposite of what the other is saying, right? I mean, it's only-"

The proceeding laughter was more of a screech, and was the result of Jonny trying to tickle Chris to death. Chris's legs were flailing all over the place, as much as they could with the space limit, anyway. His arms were busy swatting at Jonny, but to no avail.

"Jonny!!!!" Chris laughed, but Jonny didn't stop. "Fine, I'll shut up!"

Jonny paused thoughtfully, went, 'hmmmm,' then continued to torture Chris. As nearly painful as it was being tickled, Chris actually loved it. It sounded immensely dirty, even in his own mind, but he loved Jonny's touch. Guy turned back in his seat, almost regretting silently asking Jonny to stop Chris. Chris's laughter was getting to the point where it was too loud and plentiful, and not much better than his speaking.

Luckily, the car stopped, and Guy was free of the insufferable personality contained within Chris. Guy flung the door open with great speed, and sprinted out of the car, nearly forgetting to close the door when he was finished exiting the giant hunk of metal. Will left, too, though much more gracefully, and Chris and Jonny stayed behind.

"OK, I think that's enough," Jonny said once he'd stopped. "Let's go back inside." He and Chris climbed out of the car and began to slowly walk to the house. It was a lovely and warm day, so they tried to enjoy the weather for as long as they could.

"Ah, why can't every day be as nice as this one?" Chris was smiling at the clear blue sky, then at Jonny. His eyes sparkled with the vitality they always had, but there was also something else in them. Something new, and something completely breathtaking.

"Because then there would be no bad days to compare it to, and then it would just seem boring instead of nice," Jonny smartly replied, and Chris smiled brighter.

"Jonny, how are you so smart all the time?"

"What do you mean?" Jonny laughed. Chris kicked at some of the dirt below his feet.

"I mean, how are you so smart all the time? You're always thinking. Before you speak, unlike myself." Chris sighed. "With me, it's always act first, think later."

"That's not a bad thing, though," Jonny reassured him. "You'll have a lot more adventures in life than I will because you don't always take the time to think first."

"I'd rather be smart than adventurous," Chris muttered. He stood still, and Jonny stopped with him. "I wish I were like you, Jonny. Or I wish I were you."

Jonny didn't expect Chris to say such a thing, but it was so sweet and kind, especially with the cute, loving voice Chris used to speak. "Really?"

"Yes, of course." Chris smiled and started to walk again. "Did you know, Jonny, that you're not just my best friend, you're my hero, too?"

"I am?" Jonny was just getting hit with shocking information all over the place. He and Chris had been friends for a few years, and they were certainly close, but he didn't realize that Chris thought that highly of him.

"Definitely." Jonny had a feeling that Chris meant to say more than just that, but before he had a chance, he was being called by Melissa, who had just returned to the house. He walked over to her, and she began to arrange his singing for the party the following day.

-

Jonny was in the room not two seconds before Chris's tongue was in his mouth. He did thoroughly enjoy it, at least.

"That's a little forward, isn't it?" Jonny laughed as he rested his forehead against Chris's. 

"No, forward would have been me already clothes-less when you got in here," Chris replied in a whisper. "But I didn't want to rob you of any sort of fun."

Jonny smiled as Chris tauntingly bit his lip. "Well, thank you. But, uh," Jonny reached out and grabbed a handful of Chris's shirt, "does that mean we're past going slow?"

"We could still go slow," Chris said, dragging out the word "slow" in such a sexily uttered way that Jonny thought he might drop dead right then and there, "after all, we've got all night."

Jonny gathered some oxygen and leaned forward to kiss Chris, but he was interrupted. He quickly let go of Chris's shirt as Chris took a step back, and he turned to answer the door. It was Will.

"Jonny, follow me," Will said, then abruptly walked away.

"Uh...OK," Jonny sarcastically replied, shot a confused look at Chris, then followed Will.

Chris figured that while Jonny was gone, he'd lay down in the bed and wait. There wasn't really much else for him to do, and he wanted to keep his earlier statement of not ruining Jonny's fun true. So, he just stared at the ceiling and waited for Jonny to return. After what seemed like an eternity, the bedroom door finally opened.

"Hey, Jo-" Chris turned his head to the door, and had begun to sit up when he came upon the knowledge that he was sadly mistaken. "Guy, what are you-"

"Will doesn't want to share a room or bed with me anymore," Guy said, casually strolling into the room. "So, I'm bunking with you now."

"And Jonny's sharing with Will?" Chris asked, trying to hide his disappointment. Guy grunted affirmatively, and Chris's heart sank a little. "OK."

"Hey, man, you got the better end of the deal," Guy consoled, and Chris knew his emotions were showing too much. "Will is such a blanket hog."

"Oh. Good thing I got you, then." Chris was really, really trying to sound relieved, but he felt like it was coming out more as indifferent. Guy hadn't noticed, or just wasn't paying much attention to Chris, so it went out the window anyway.

Guy jumped onto the bed, and while he was a petite man, he ended up sending Chris about four inches into the air. Chris sighed, refraining from whining while doing so. He could already tell he was not going to enjoy this new sleeping arrangement.

-

Those were Jonny's footsteps Chris was hearing. It was his slippers, they'd always made that weird scratching noise. Sometimes Chris would wake up early in the morning and hear that sound, and he figured out after a while that it happened only when Jonny walked from his bedroom to the bathroom, and the other way around. It was actually comforting after a while, and this time was no exception. Plus, Chris could just feel Jonny's presence inching towards him.

"Shouldn't you be asleep?" Chris asked even before Jonny had made himself known. Jonny sat down beside him and stared out into the yard.

"I was gonna ask you the same thing." Chris eyed Jonny and shook his head.

"I couldn't sleep."

"At all?" Chris shook his head again, and Jonny sighed sympathetically. "I got, like, maybe an hour or two."

"Guy told me that it was Will who took the blankets. He was wrong." Jonny opened his eyes alarmingly wide.

"No, Will does," he said. "I don't think he was even asleep before he wrapped himself in the entire thing."

"It was the same way with Guy!" Chris exclaimed. His face lit up for a second, then returned to a saddened state. "I hate not being able to sleep with you, Jonny. And not in that way... well, not just in that way."

"Yeah, me too," Jonny quietly agreed. He looked back out at the yard, and saw a tiny bit of light emanating from the horizon. "So, why'd you come out here, anyway? Are you planning on watching the sunrise or something?"

"Well, I figured since I'm already out here, I may as well. But I just didn't want to stay inside anymore."

"Ah. I heard you walking- well, I don't know, I figured it was you. Just... the way you walk, you make, like, this distinct sound." Jonny decided that he was rambling and turned to Chris. Rambling or not, though, Chris was listening intently and watching Jonny with his sparkling eyes. "And then I waited a few minutes and decided to come find you."

"Cool," Chris replied, rather honestly despite the indifference the phrase gave off. He motioned toward the sky. "Would you like to watch the sunrise with me, Jonny?"

"Yeah." Chris smiled brightly, and Jonny couldn't help smiling in return.

"Listen, Jonny, I was thinking..." Chris began after a few moments of silence. "We're only here for another two days, and I don't see that we'll get the chance to be together again. But, you know, we do share an apartment. You don't always have to sleep in your room."

Jonny carefully examined Chris. "Right."

"You don't have to sleep in my room, either," Chris calmly continued. "Or, if you want, we could sleep in the same bed, but not do anything. You sleep on one side, I'll sleep on the other, and that's it. Just sleep. That's fine. Or we could talk. That's fine, too."

"Thanks." Chris quickly glanced around, then gently kissed Jonny.

"I like kissing you, Jonny," Chris whispered, and Jonny laughed a little.

"Really?"

"Yeah. I get, like, this tingly-ness," Chris replied, wiggling his fingers around. "But I get that sometimes even when we're just sitting like this. Like now, I can feel it," Chris innocently said, but he was soon struck with a realization. He let his hands fall into his lap and raised his eyebrows. "Does that mean I'm in love with you?"

"Um, I-I don't know," Jonny nervously stuttered. He wrung his hands and searched on the ground for some invisible distraction.

"Jonny, it's all right if you're not in love with me, too." Jonny looked at Chris and tried to pretend that he didn't know what Chris was talking about, but it was no use.

Jonny sighed. "It is?"

"Well, yeah." Chris's eyes glittered with warmth. The sun was a little higher in the sky now, and was bathing them both in orange. "As long as we're still best friends, I don't care what does or doesn't happen between us."

"All right," Jonny said in a hushed voice. He moved over a little bit closer to Chris, and wrapped his arm around the other man. Chris smiled and rested his head on Jonny's shoulder.

"I've never been in love before," Chris mused as they both watched the sun slowly trudge up the horizon. "So I don't really know what it's like. I don't think I have, anyway. I guess, then, that I also don't know now if I am. But I do like you more than I've ever liked anyone else before."

"I like you, too," Jonny said, secretly relishing the feel of Chris's long curls hitting his skin. "I think I've liked you for a while, actually, but I was afraid to. 'Cause I didn't know how you'd feel about that, and I didn't want to risk anything."

"You were afraid, but you were sleeping on me in the car the other day." Jonny rolled his eyes up, scanning his memory for such an event. He quickly remembered it, then quickly wished he hadn't.

"I guess I was, huh? Maybe I was letting myself like you, then..." Jonny looked down at Chris. "I can't believe you remember that. You were asleep before I was, and you only woke up a minute before I did."

"I remember everything, Jonnyboy," Chris grinned. "Like, I remember how pretty you look in the sunrise. Because I was watching you the other morning, after I had already woken up and couldn't get back to sleep, and the sun was rising, and you were very pretty. That sounds creepy, doesn't?"

"A little," Jonny laughed.

"Well, just think of it as platonic. Then it's not so creepy." Chris paused for a moment, and swirled his eyes around. "No, it's still kinda creepy... Oh well. Hey, Jonny, guess what!"

"What?" Chris sat up, and Jonny let his arm fall to his side.

"I get to sing today," Chris beamed. "Melissa wants me to sing Don't Stop Believing."

Jonny chuckled. "She would."

"Jonny, will you be there with me?" Chris asked. "I'm kinda nervous about it."

"Yeah, of course I'll be there," Jonny replied.

"I mean, like, will you stand next to me while I'm singing? You're the only person who doesn't make me feel self-conscious when I sing." Jonny ran his eyes over Chris's face. He looked almost frightened, like a wee little kid on their first day of kindergarten. He really wasn't in love with Chris, and he felt kinda bad about that, but he certainly liked him a hell of a lot.

"Yeah, absolutely. I'll always be there for you, Chris." Chris nearly teared up as he smiled, and he could feel his heart swell. It was love, definitely.

-

Chris sweetly smiled at Jonny as the last few notes floated from his vocal chords and drifted off into the ears of the crowd gathered just in front of the small platform he was standing on. Everyone began to clap, and Chris was pulled away from his focus on Jonny.

"Oh, thank you, thank you," he nervously said to the crowd, then started to walk with Jonny off stage, resting his hand on Jonny's back. Everyone was crowding around Melissa now. "And thank you, Jonny!" He quickly threw his arms around Jonny in a tight embrace.

"You were great, Chris," Jonny happily replied, then the two of them went to join the crowd.

"Well, guys," Melissa was saying, "I'd like to thank you all for coming. You all mean so much to me, and I don't know that I could have made it through these past few years without all of you." Her voice was starting to shake, so he took a deep breath. "And I hope that I'm able to keep in touch with every single one of you as I start my life as an adult. It's a scary thing, huh?" she quietly asked as she turned to Will, who was standing a mere six inches to her right. He nodded, and she gave a nervous laugh.

The people all cheered and said kind words to Melissa as they walked by. The party was, for the most part, over now, since it was getting late, the refreshments were nearly vanished completely, and Chris had already sung. A few people stuck behind to chat with Melissa or Will or Mrs. Champion, and so Chris, Jonny and Guy just wandered around with nothing else to do.

"What is it with you guys?" Guy asked as the three of them sat on the front porch and watched the cars leave.

Jonny glanced at him questioningly. "What do you mean?"

Guy kept his eye on a dark blue car that was slowly disappearing down the road. He shifted in his seat a little before replying, "I mean, when's the last time either of you had a girlfriend?" At this, Chris finally looked over to Guy. He stared for a few seconds, then drifted off, trying his hardest to think.

"It's been a while, yeah," Jonny said. "Why does it matter?"

"I don't know, it's just that..." Guy look down at his hands resting in his lap and sighed. "It's like everywhere I go, I have to find some girl to... chase," he hesitantly used the word, and even winced a little as he said it, "and I just don't get how you two can be content with not having anyone."

Jonny shrugged. "It doesn't feel like I don't have anyone, though, you know?"

"I guess it's 'cause you guys have each other," Guy quietly said. "Not that I think you two are... you know, but... well, I don't really have many friends, especially not any that I'm close to like you are with each other."

Jonny was so disheartened by Guy's somber mood that he forgot to panic over the mention of a possible relationship between he and Chris. "Listen, Guy," he sincerely began, "you'll find someone, you just have to be patient. It's hard, I know, but I believe that there's someone for everyone. So, there must be some girl out there waiting for you to chase her."

Both Guy and Chris looked up at Jonny as he spoke. Both of their hearts were touched by his words.

"You really think so?" Guy asked. Jonny nodded. "Thanks, man," he said, and he leaned forward to hug Jonny. The sound of the last car driving away died, and Jonny hugged Guy back. Chris could see from Guy's expression that Jonny really was their rock, the one who always tried to help, and who always succeeded. He smiled to himself.

-

The next day was a peaceful one. Everyone was just resting after the previous days of excitement, and the boys were enjoying their last day before they had to leave. Will was in the kitchen with his mother, Guy was somewhere in the house, and Chris and Jonny were laying in the backyard, watching the clouds drift through the sky.

"Look, Jonny, doesn't that cloud look like a cake?" Chris quickly said, pointing at some puff of white condensation floating above them. Jonny looked at where Chris pointed to, and as he did so, he felt Chris's fingers intertwine with his own.

"Chris, don't you think people are going to think it's weird that we're holding hands?" Jonny discreetly asked. Chris turned his head and smiled.

"No. I mean, who's around to notice? Everyone's inside. And anyway, holding hands doesn't have to be romantic. Friends hold hands sometimes, I'm sure."

"Yeah, like when they're dating," Jonny mumbled.

"We're not dating..." Chris thoughtfully said. "But we're friends, and we're holding hands."

"Yeah, and we're also-"

"We haven't done much yet, Jonny. Listen," Jonny felt Chris squeeze his hand a little, "if we walk in there right now, like this, no one's gonna care. I'll prove it!"

Chris sprang up on his feet and headed towards the house, dragging Jonny along with him. The back door was open, and they both coolly walked inside to where Will and Mrs. Champion were. They just stood in the room for a moment, then Chris elbowed Jonny a little.

"Um, hey everyone." Mrs. Champion looked up from her work and smiled at them.

"Hello. How are you two doing?" she sweetly asked.

"I'm good... Chris?" Jonny blinked at Chris and waited for him to answer.

"I'm good, too," Chris beamed, then he lowered his voice so only Jonny could hear. "See, you just have to act like you're not embarrassed right now."

"I'm not," Jonny replied in a near-whisper.

"Yes, you are. It's obvious."

"Well, I'm sorry that I just find it a little strange to-"

"Oh, what are you two on about?" Will asked as he walked over to the two.

"Nothing," Chris smiled. "Hey, where's Guy?"

"Yeah, and Melissa?" Jonny added. He and Chris both looked at each other.

"Ooooh!" Chris giggled.

"HEY!" Will shouted.

"Oh, Will, calm down. Melissa's a young woman now, she can take care of herself," Mrs. Champion calmly said. "Anyway, she's out with some friends. Guy, I think, is in the other room."

Will turned to his mother and hung his head. "Oh." Then he walked out of the room, most likely in search of Guy.

Mrs. Champion returned to her work, and tutted. "That boy needs to get his head on straight. But he's just so protective of his sister. Bless him." She picked up what she'd been working on; it was a platter of some sort. She carried it out through the door and into the dinning room. After a few moments, she showed no signs of coming back, so Chris felt it safe to talk to Jonny normally.

"See? No one said anything," Chris told him. He gave Jonny's hand another little squeeze. Jonny looked down at their hands and twisted his mouth.

"Yeah..." Jonny blinked a few times, unsure of himself, then looked back up at Chris. "Can we go back outside?"

Chris didn't even respond, really. He just smiled and bolted out the door, with Jonny trailing behind him once more. They laid back down where they were before, fingers still neatly laced together. And that's all they did for the rest of the day, until it grew too dark out. They just laid next to each other and held hands.

-

The car was all packed, and the people were all in disbelief. How could it have been time for them to go home already? It seemed like they'd only just arrived!

Alas, time is a tricky thing, and so their little vacation seemed to whisk away without much notice. The four men and Mrs. Champion were gathered alongside the car for one last farewell. Mrs. Champion made sure to hug each and every one until they had all died from being squeezed too hard.

"Oh, boys, thank you so much for coming, and thanks for all of your help!" Finally, she got to Will. She hugged him the tightest, then pinched his cheek a little. "Oh, I will miss you all so much. Don't be gone for too long, now. You're all welcome back anytime."

"Thanks for letting us stay, mum," Will kindly said, and Mrs. Champion smiled in return. They all piled into the car, and soon the sight of Mrs. Champion standing in the driveway and waving as they drove off was gone.

The drive back to their respective apartments was only two hours, roughly. As they had done when they drove to the Champion house, Will was driving with Guy sitting shotgun, and Chris and Jonny were sitting in the back. They were both awake this time, and deeply embedded in some weird conversation.

Their voices were hushed, though, so neither Guy nor Will could hear what they were saying. The only thing they could hear was the occasional giggle from Chris. Jonny laughed sometimes, too, but it was far too manly a laugh to be called a giggle.

Guy peered through his sunglasses and out the windshield at the road ahead of them. There were few cars around, as they were still driving mostly on back roads. Once the view became too vanilla for him, he turned to Will.

"Hey, sorry about trying to get with Melissa," he said. His apology could have been a tad more vigorous had he used friendlier terminology.

Since he was driving, Will just kept looking forward, but he did respond with a dumbfounded, "What?"

"She's a nice girl, really, but I realized that... well, Jon helped me realize..." Guy trailed off. Will quickly glanced over to see what was wrong. Guy was looking back at Chris and Jonny.

They were just talking, but something was different. They were sitting very close, and their heads were down, but facing each other at the same time. Jonny was saying something, a strange serious look on his face, and Chris was sharply listening and smiling. It was almost as if they weren't conscious of other people existing.

Then, suddenly, Jonny's words rang in Guy's ears, and he understood. "They're together, aren't they?" he asked as he turned back to Will.

"Who's together?" Will asked, even more dumbfounded that before.

"Chris and Jonny," Guy replied.

Will thought about it for a few moments. "Eh, I don't think they're actually together, they're just always like that."

"No," Guy firmly said, looking back at them once more. "No, this is different. They're together."

"You're sure?" Will skeptically asked.

"Yes!" Guy exclaimed. "Look, Will, there's a light coming up. When we stop, just look at them. You'll see."

Will narrowed his eyes at Guy, but agreed regardless. It was only a few hundred yards until the car rolled to a stop, and Will quickly turned in his seat. Now Chris was talking, but it was still as obvious as it had been when Guy first looked. Will didn't say anything until after the car started to move again.

"You're right," he said, defeated.

"Do you think they were hiding it from us?" Guy asked with a hint of paranoia.

"Nah," Will decisively replied. "I don't think they would do that. Not for more than a few days, at least."

"So, then, you think they've only been together a few days?"

Will was silent for a moment, then shrugged. "They did share a room for a bit."

Guy's eyes flew open and he shuddered rather violently. "Oh God, I slept in that bed!"

"Guy!!" Will laughed. "I don't think they would have done that." Guy shot Will a dirty look for a few moments, but soon came to terms with how ridiculous he was being. He started to laugh along with Will, though he secretly was still a bit afraid.

"I find it amazing that they're not hearing us," Guy stated after their laughter had died down. "They're still just talking."

"That's good, though. I think they're really happy with each other."

"They do look happy," Guy agreed. "And I'm happy for them."

"Yeah."

"...Do you think it's weird to be jealous, too?" There was a dash of fear in Guy's voice, like he wasn't exactly sure why he was feeling that way.

"You're... jealous?" Will asked in a voice that did not make Guy feel better.

"Kinda." Guy paused for a moment, then slowly he began to understand. "Well, maybe it's just because I'd like to have that with someone. I mean, look at them, they're so... I don't know. Happy sounds like an understatement," he quietly said.

"Oh, yeah. I know what you mean," Will said. "Hey, you know what? Tonight we should go out to a bar or something and try to find some chicks. There's got to be at least two single women who'd like us."

"Yeah, that sounds great! On one condition, though."

"Which is?"

Guy removed his sunglasses and pointed a finger at Will. "You can not, at any point during the night, try to kill me."

-

There was that scratching noise again. Chris was wide awake, staring into the darkness of his bedroom wall. There were usually between fifteen and twenty scratches before the sound stopped. But this time there were more, and they were getting louder. And louder. And louder.

Then, suddenly, they ceased.

Chris exhaled deeply and closed his eyes, even though he was still not tired in the least. The next thing he knew, there was a body laying next to him. He turned around as his heart beat faster and he even squealed a little. He was so caught up in his excitement that he kissed Jonny squarely on the mouth without even thinking about it. Jonny softly laughed as Chris pulled away.

"Sorry!" Chris whispered.

"Don't be," Jonny said, and gently kissed Chris.

"Are you going to sleep in here tonight?" Chris asked. He lightly ran his hand up and down Jonny's arm.

"If you'll let me."

"Of course I'll let you," he smiled. "I'll let you do anything."

Jonny rested his hand on Chris's waist and just looked at him for a while. Chris looked back, and it was an amazing feeling shared between them as they just stared into each other's eyes. Jonny reached over and kissed Chris's forehead.

"Chris, do you remember how you said it was OK for me not to be in love with you?" he whispered.

"Yeah. What about it?" Chris replied.

"Well, I want to be in love with you. I don't think I am yet. Yet. But..." Jonny brushed some of Chris's hair out of his face. "I will be soon."

"Really?" Chris asked, his eyes lighting up. Jonny nodded, and Chris snuggled up against him. Jonny wrapped his arms around him and held him close.

"Listen, Chris, I don't see how I could not be in love with you eventually. You're just..." Jonny struggled to find the perfect words, and Chris interrupted him before he could.

"The other day, Jonny, what you said to Guy... Do you think we're the someones for each other?"

"Yeah."

Chris just listened for a little bit. The room was silent, but he could hear Jonny's heartbeat. "Do you wish your someone was a girl?"

"No. I'm glad it's you." Chris smiled and continued to listen to Jonny's heart. He loved how beautiful it sounded, like it was there, beating, just to let Chris know it was his. He realized it was a little selfish to think that, but he also knew that Jonny would tell him that if he asked. Jonny's heart belonged to Chris, and Chris's to Jonny.

He slowly looked up at Jonny after a long silence. He decided that he wanted Jonny to hear his heartbeat so he could know, too.

"Jonny, will you do something for me?" he quietly asked.

"What?" From the sleepy tone in Jonny's voice, Chris could tell he was starting to fall asleep. But he was willing to stay up all night with Chris if he had to. If Chris wanted him to.

"Will you listen to my heartbeat?" Jonny looked at him blankly for a moment, but his tired mind was just trying to process what Chris said. When it finally did, Jonny moved and rested his head on Chris's chest. The rhythmic beating was his perfect lullaby, and it slowly lifted him off to sleep. "That beat's for you, Jonnyboy."

Chris could tell that Jonny was no longer conscious, but he didn't mind. And he knew he wouldn't be able to sleep at all. Not with such a beautiful person laying with him. He might miss something.

So, instead he just ran his hand through Jonny's hair and thought how wonderful everything was. They still had yet to really be physical with each other, but that was part of the beauty of their relationship. They didn't have to be. As long as they were just there together, harmlessly sleeping in the same bed, everything was good.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Strangers on the Street (Finished)

AS Jonny leaves his antique shop one Sunday, he sees a man and his son, and he's reminded of his sad past.
It's a slash fic!

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The antique shop was always closed on Sundays. It was the way it had always been, since we first opened it. Nearly all of the shops were closed, actually. There would only ever be one or two very daring entrepreneurs who left their doors open.

This particular Sunday was no different. I walked downstairs and over to the door to make sure that the sign was up. It was, but it had fallen slightly from its resting place just in the middle of the glass pane of the door. I fixed it so it was upright and in place, then left for the park. Sundays are lovely for a brisk stroll through town and through the park.

As I left the shop, making sure that the door was properly locked, I noticed a man and a small boy walk by. I swiveled to leave, and began to walk when I heard the man speak.

“Not now, Christopher, the shops are closed today. It's Sunday, remember?” the man said.

Christopher...

It was once such a sweet and lovely name. One that had carried with it the most wonderful feeling as it penetrated my eardrums. Over time, the name grew bitter and angry, as did the man who owned it.

I turned around to see the backs of the man and child, who were stopped outside of my shop. Every time I heard that name, I had to look. Though it pained me greatly to remember, he had played such a grand roll in my life.

The small boy was protesting, yet he knew it was not a battle to be won. The shop was closed and that was that. He protested anyway, as it was in his nature.

“Christopher, cease this disobedience this instant or you'll get a taste of-”

“No! No, sorry father. I shouldn't have acted in such a manner.”

The man nodded approvingly and placed a hand on the small boy's back. The boy was withdrawn into himself now, and he flinched noticeably at his father's touch.

I knew the two personalities well. It rather frightened me the similarities I saw between the boy and I. Never the loud one, always shied away in the corner, obedient and conforming until the end, lest he face the consequences of speaking his mind. And the father, well, he was very much the same as my old friend. A booming presence, so filled with energy and so capable of stating his opinion loud enough for the world to hear and even accept. Unfortunately, when the world was not so kind, the man became bitter and angry. His presence never dulled, however, and that was how he gained control over everyone in his life. He had realised that he could use his powers for evil, and so he did.

My old friend Christopher and I had known each other since we were young lads. We had lived on the same street, nearly right next to each other, and all throughout our childhood we were ne'er apart. As we grew, we seemed to become more and more isolated from everyone else. We were so wrapped up in each other that we barely knew what was going on in our own families, let alone the rest of the world.

One day we met in my back garden. We were teenagers now, around fifteen or so if I remember correctly. Christopher walked over, grinning as he always did. I smiled back and greeted him, but all he did was stop in front of me and continue to smile, almost dreamily.

“Jon,” he finally said, “I don't think it would be so odd to say that I am completely infatuated with you.”

“What?” was my immediate response. It was a bit of a shriek, I suppose, though I was much less offended than I sounded. I actually rather wanted to make sure that I heard him correctly.

“Oh, it's all right if you don't feel the same,” he replied, still beaming. “It's not like I would suggest that we act upon this, anyway. I just thought I would let you know that I have very strong feelings for you.”

“Well, thank you for letting me know. Erm... I rather like you, too,” I blushed.

“Of course,” he said, taking a step forward, the smile slowly fading and his voice taking on a more seductive tone, “if you wanted to act upon this, I also wouldn't object.” He bit down on his bottom lip and stared deeply in my eyes, and my nervousness began to grow.

“Chris, that's... that's certainly a daring proposition you've made,” I stammered. “But, surely we would have to find some privacy.”

His eyes softened and his cheeks rose, outlining his lower eyelids as they always did when he smiled. “Follow me,” he said, waving his hand and leading me to some place I wasn't sure of.

We stopped in front of an old building that had been buried somewhere in the trees. Christopher told me that it had been abandoned for quite some time. Neither of us were certain what the building had once been used for, though.

“I suppose we won't be disturbed here,” Christopher said as he leaned against the side of the building. “I don't think anyone has even come close to this place in years.”

“Why didn't you tell me about this place earlier?” I asked, joining him.

“I only discovered it yesterday, actually.” He smiled and lightly and affectionately hit my jaw with his hand. “Don't you worry, Jon, I'm not hiding anything from you.” We were both silent for a while after that, then he moved so he was in front of me, nearly inches away. “Do you know what's strange? I've never even kissed a girl before.”

“I have,” I replied, holding my clenched fists against the building to control my nervousness. “Once. I was four, though, so I don't suppose that counts.”

“Hmm... I would think not.” The next few moments were embarrassingly awkward. We both knew what was coming, yet we both were too afraid to initiate it. Christopher kept his gaze on me, and I was forced by my nervousness to look elsewhere. I tried to gather my courage, but Christopher seemed to have an easier time doing so. Slowly, apprehensively, he leaned closer until his lips were nearly against mine. He stayed there for a few seconds, breathing, “Lord, lead me not into temptation,” and then finally made the connection.

I would give almost anything to go back to that moment. It was the happiest I'd ever felt, and I'm certain it was the same for Christopher. It was probably also one of the last times he was happy at all.

A few days later, we went back to the abandoned building. Something about Christopher was off; his smile was gone and there was no enthusiasm in his diction. He quietly sat down on the ground, not caring about his clothes being dirtied. He was sitting cross-legged, his hands laying limply in his lap. I sat down beside him and carefully placed my hand on his knee.

“Chris, what's the matter?” He looked at my hand, then at me. There was a sadness in his eyes that I'd never seen before. I removed my hand and asked again.

“My parents... are sending my brother away,” he hoarsely replied. “Jon, they're sending him away... because...”

“Because of what?” I asked. I was deeply concerned by his distressed manner. I cared for him, of course, so it was hard to see him in such a state and to feel quite helpless.

“They're sending him away because he told them he is homosexual... We... We can't.” Christopher struggled to speak, his pale hands trembling and his face terribly gaunt. I wanted badly to embrace him and comfort him, but I knew that it would almost be counterproductive.

“I understand. Will you be all right?”

He turned his gaze towards the vast landscape flowing with trees. He sighed shortly and gave a small shrug. “I will be fine, eventually. This is definitely a sign...”

I followed his gaze and nodded, “It does appear to be that way.”

“You... were never a boy to me, you know? You were always just Jon.” He looked back at me once more, the sadness even harsher than before. He lifted one hand and quickly, gently brushed my cheek. When he let his hand fall, I noticed how gray his eyes looked. “Now you're a boy.”

If there was ever an official sound meant to represent the breaking of a heart, it was that sound that rung throughout the trees and echoed into our ears. Doubly so, as I know fully well that the gray was not for his brother.

And now it was time for me to break his heart. “As are you.”

The deafening silence was unbearable. I can not recall any time in my life where I shed a single tear, but I will admit that at that moment I came so close to that and more.

Finally, Christopher spoke, his voice shaky and regretful. “I should probably return home now, I don't think my parents knew that I left.”

“Then you should leave. Wouldn't want them to send you away, too, right?” I halfheartedly smiled, wishing desperately that I could lift his spirits, even a little bit. Much to my dismay, it only seemed to make matters worse.

“Goodbye, Jon. I shall speak to you again soon.” He lifted himself off of the brown earth, and dragged his feet along the path out of the woods. I stayed for a while longer, wishing to be alone with my thoughts. It's strange how after one small event, one's life can change so drastically.

I was in no rush to speak to Christopher afterward. Make no mistake, I wanted to speak to him, but I thought it best to allow him to approach me first. But, as I walked home from my parents' shop one day after my work was finished, I passed by his house to find him sitting on his front porch. He was crying.

I stopped on the sidewalk and watched him. I didn't want to say anything, though I had the feeling that my staring was not much better.

“He's dead,” Christopher told me. I hadn't expected him to say anything, in fact I hadn't realised he knew I was there. “They killed him.”

“They killed him?” I repeated in shock. I dared to step closer to him, though I only took one step.

“There was an accident,” he continued. “That's what they told us, at least. My other brothers and sister, they believed it. They're young. But I'm older, I know better.” For the first time since I had arrived, he looked up. His eyes were bloodshot and watery, and his face was much more pale and tired than it had been the last time I had seen him. “It was no accident.”

“Oh, Chris-”

“Go away now, Jon. I don't feel much like speaking today.” His tone was a bit more rash than I thought it should have been, but I accepted his request because I knew it was what I should have done.

“Of course. My condolences.”

“Thank you.” I stood there for only a moment longer, deeply saddened by what I knew was going to happen.

Christopher was never the same. As the days passed by, he became more and more angry and, frankly, extremely rude. He took advantage of my willingness to obey him, and I think he realised it, so one day he decided to cut any and all connection between us. From then on, I only saw him a total of twice, and both were merely in passing on the street.

When my parents died many years later, I was given the privilege of running the shop. It was something I took pride in, something to distract me from the mess that my life had become. I was and will most likely always be very reluctant to say that I was in love with Christopher, but at the very least he was the most important person in my life. I also firmly believe that he will continue to be until I die.

The man and boy were still standing in their positions, seemingly frozen in time while I was stuck reminiscing. Then I noticed the man had removed his hand from the boy's back and was looking at me. His eyes softened as he kindly smiled and waved. And for the first time in more than twenty years, the Christopher I had known so well shone through once more.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

All You Ever Wanted (Unfinished)

AT two in the morning, Chris and Jonny get a visitor... it's Retaw! Back with another mission, though this time it's not as dangerous.
OR IS IT?
It's a slash fic!
It's also a sequel to How Infinite is Space?

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"Wake up, Chris Martin," a monstrous voice demanded. It was pitch black- 2:00 A.M., in fact- and Chris was peacefully sleeping until someone (or something) jabbed its finger in his arm. "Wake up!"

Chris swatted at the thing and grunted. Then his tired mind awoke, and he opened his eyes to see a familiar purple face with giant eyes that were staring into his soul.

"Retaw?!" he nearly screamed, until he remembered that Jonny was still sleeping next to him. He lowered his voice to a whisper. "What are you doing here?"

"I have a mission for you," Retaw replied, not bothering to quiet down. His giant eyes sparkled with enthusiasm, but the same was not true for Chris.

"No, no more missions. Please!" he added, and turned onto his other side, facing away. Retaw didn't take the hint, and he jumped into the space between Chris and Jonny.

"Please, Chris Martin? It's not the same sort of mission, I promise," he pleaded. "It will be fun, not like last time at all."

Chris sighed and whispered, "Will you sit somewhere else? You're gonna wake up Jonny."

"I'll move if you say yes." Retaw's shining eyes were glossed with hope, and a pleasing grin was dancing upon his purple face. Chris carefully weighed his options.

"Fine," he groaned, throwing the blanket off his body and standing up. "Come on, you can tell me about it out here."

In his tired and agitated state, Chris charged into the kitchen, pulled a cup from the strainer in the sink and filled it with tap water. Retaw tailed him closely and watched with his giant, hopeful eyes. Chris pulled out two chairs that had been shoved in the corner, but Retaw chose to hop on top of the counter. The action placed him at eye level with Chris.

"So, you'll do it?" Retaw grinned. Chris had never really noticed how creepy Retaw could be. It had always been hard to see him from such a high angle, but now Chris could see that not only did his eyes take up two-thirds of his face, his mouth did almost the same. Looking at Retaw was almost like looking at some sort of illusion.

"What's 'it', exactly?" Chris asked, sipping his water. Though Retaw was a kind alien, Chris really did not want to help him again. The last time was a near disaster, and Jonny had almost been killed. Although, Retaw did say it wouldn't be like last time.

"Help me," Retaw answered. He stood still, smiling, teasing Chris with vagueness.

"With what?" Chris was drawing closer to the point of annoyance where he would throw the cup over his shoulder and grip his hands around Retaw's neck, if he had to. It wasn't a place he wanted to be.

"Blending in. I want to be a human, like you and Jonathan!" Retaw jumped to the floor and began to dance in circles. Chris thought it was a bit odd for him to do such a thing.

"You want to be a human?" Chris bit his lip to smother the laughter that was bubbling inside of him, and instead decided to amuse Retaw. "All right, but aren't you a bit short? People will notice that."

"Oh, that's not a problem!" Retaw stopped his movement and closed his eyes. He was like that for several moments, and Chris noticed no change whatsoever until he blinked. Then, suddenly, a six-foot Retaw was standing in front of him.

"Whoa, how did you do that?" Chris asked with wide eyes.

"It's not hard," Retaw chuckled. "I can change my height whenever I like."

"How come you've never done that before?"

"Because, Chris Martin, I have never needed or wanted to. Now, will you teach me to be human?" Retaw asked. Chris set his cup down on the counter and dragged his hand over his eyes.

"How about tomorrow? I need to go back to sleep," he said, stifling a yawn. For a moment, Retaw looked shocked, then pleased as he nodded his head.

"Tomorrow shall be excellent!" he beamed. "Shall I be staying here with you and Jonathan?"

"Um, I guess. The couch in there pulls out into a be-" Chris began, gesturing towards the living room, but Retaw had run off to God knows where. Chris tried to remain calm, and decided the best way to do so would be to stop caring and return to bed. Of course, who should happen to be laying in his spot but Retaw, who had even gone as far as placing the blanket over himself. Chris repressed the urge to smack Retaw, and said, "Get up! That's my spot."

Retaw frowned slightly, then obeyed Chris's order. He laid down on the floor and cradled his head in his hands. "I will sleep here, then," he muttered, and closed his eyes. Chris took one quick look at him, making note of how crazy he was, before drifting back to sleep.

-

Chris opened his eyes and looked down at the floor. To his surprise, the floor was empty.

"Oh, God," he said, a little too loudly.

"What is it?" Jonny sleepily mumbled.

"Retaw's gone." Chris scratched at his scruffy chin, and he felt Jonny move in the bed.

"What?" Chris turned so that he and Jonny were facing each other.

"Retaw... he was sleeping on the floor," Chris replied, finally aware that Jonny had no idea what he was talking about. Jonny propped himself up on his elbow and stared questioningly at Chris.

"Retaw? Chris, that was, like, two years ago," Jonny said, a hint of concern in his voice. "Are you feeling OK?"

"He was here last night. He woke me up for some stupid mission thing." Jonny furrowed his brow, then placed his free hand over Chris's forehead.

"Hmm, you don't feel feverish," he said. "Maybe it was just a dream?"

Chris sheepishly looked away. He hadn't considered the possibility that it was all just some weird dream. After all, it had been two years. Why would Retaw suddenly pop up now?

"Sorry for waking you," he said quietly.

Jonny shook his head and said, "You didn't wake me up. Plus, I'd better be getting ready for work soon."

"Oh, right," Chris halfheartedly smiled. He and Jonny had worked together in the same office at one point, but due to a rule forbidding interoffice relationships, they were forced to either leave or split. The second option was null, so Chris ended up quitting. He wasn't too upset to leave, especially since he thought his new job stocking shelves in the grocery store was fairly enjoyable, though he did miss his old coworkers. "Say hi to everyone for me, yeah?"

"Chris, I always say hi to them for you."

"Good, keep the tradition going." Jonny laughed and kissed Chris.

"I'm gonna make some coffee, do you want any?" Jonny asked as he got out of the bed and began to leave the room.

"Yes, please," Chris answered. As soon as Jonny had disappeared, he began to think back on the night. It felt real; it didn't seem like a dream at all. And why would he suddenly dream about Retaw? That was actually just as peculiar as the thought of Retaw visiting them out of the blue.

Then, from what was presumably the kitchen, a startled scream penetrated the walls. Chris jumped up and ran to see what was the problem. As he reached the room, he heard Jonny speaking with someone.

"Why?" Jonny was asking. Chris slowed his pace and peered into the doorway.

"Chris Martin is going to help me become human, he promised," Retaw replied, beaming.

"Why would you want to do that?"

"I want to stay here on Earth." Retaw's smile faltered. He continued, "Because I missed you two."

Chris involuntarily let out an, "Awww!" and unintentionally made his presence known. Retaw looked over at him, his smile returning as he waved.

"Good morning, Chris Martin!"

"Good morning, Retaw," Chris replied, making his way into the room. He leaned over to Jonny and whispered, "And you thought I was crazy."

"Yeah, sorry about that," Jonny whispered back. "So, Retaw... you're gonna be human, then? Is that why you look so... tall?"

"It sure is! I even tried to fix my face a little this morning," Retaw said, pushing his cheeks back with the tips of his fingers. "It appeared that my eyes were far too large for a human."

"You can say that again," Chris muttered.

"Even compared to yours, they are large," Retaw laughed, and Chris was unsure of whether or not that was supposed to be an insult, so he brushed it off.

"Do you drink coffee, Retaw?" he asked. "Jonny was just about to make some."

Retaw immediately opened his mouth to reply, but he stopped himself. He thought for a few moments, then asked, "Is that a human thing to do?"

"Sometimes," Chris shrugged. "Not everyone drinks coffee."

Retaw sighed in relief and wiped his brow. "OK. No, thank you."

Chris chuckled to himself and turned to Jonny. Jonny raised his eyebrows in a way that said, We need to talk, and Chris nodded.

"Retaw, would you mind waiting out in the living room?" Chris asked. "I'll be out in just a few minutes, and you can watch TV, if you like. It's a pretty human thing to do."

"Gladly, Chris Martin." Retaw nearly skipped out of the room, and Chris had to contain his laughter for what seemed like the eightieth time.

"You're really gonna teach him to be human?" Jonny laughed, messing with the coffee pot.

"I guess so," Chris replied, leaning his back against the counter. "It should be... interesting."

"To say the least," Jonny added. "I just hope he doesn't drive you crazy."

"I've lived with myself for thirty-four years now, and I'm not crazy. I think I can handle this."

"Chris Martin!" Retaw shouted from the other room. "I need your help."

"You better go check on him before he breaks something," Jonny said. Chris chuckled and left, dragging his hand across Jonny's back as he did so. "What is it, Retaw?" he asked as he entered the living room.

Retaw was sitting like a perfect little child on the sofa, legs pressed together and hands clasped neatly in his lap. It was just the thing to cause suspicion.

"Is this how I watch TV?" he asked, staring at the set. It was off, though, and Retaw was merely admiring his reflection.

"A little," Chris said, picking up the remote and hitting the power button, "but it helps if the TV is on." The light clicked on, and Retaw was astounded by the technology before him.

"Oh, my," he gasped, wide eyes fixed on the screen. "This is marvelous!"

"Don't you have TVs where you're from? I remember on the spaceship..." Chris stopped himself from saying, "I was watching the Hills with some other alien dude," and instead said, "... one of the workers was watching TV."

"Yes, we do," Retaw replied, "but not like this."

"Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it," Chris said, sitting down beside Retaw. He tossed the remote around in the air. "There's not much else to do around here, really."

"This is very educational," Retaw stated. Chris looked at him sideways, eyes slightly narrowed.

"iCarly is educational?" he scoffed. "If you say so."

"I can learn a lot about humans from this, I think," Retaw added.

"I suppose so, but this show is mostly about teenage girls, and their... web-show thing."

"You guys are watching iCarly?" Jonny asked as he entered the room, two steaming mugs in his hands. He took the seat next to Chris, then handed him one of the cups.

"Yep," Chris answered, taking the mug from Jonny. The two then proceeded to have a silent conversation regarding the sanity of Retaw, put across solely in facial expressions. Chris would raise his eyebrows and widen his eyes, then Jonny would crinkle his nose and his twist mouth to the side. They laughed and laughed, and eventually they had given up the conversation and were just making faces at each other, until Jonny realised that he really needed to get ready for work.

"We'll continue this later," he said, winking as he left for the bathroom. Chris smiled, then turned to Retaw, who was studying Chris very carefully.

"Is that something humans do a lot?" Retaw inquired, his purple hands still clasped in his lap. "Do those things with their faces?"

"Oh, um... well, you know, not all the time," Chris nervously replied. "But sometimes, yes."

"When you don't want other humans to know what you are talking about!" Retaw exclaimed, an understanding swelling in his smile. "Very clever, indeed!"

"Yeah, indeed. You're really serious about this human thing, aren't you?" Chris nearly laughed.

"I want to stay on Earth and be among the humans. I missed you and Jonathan dearly over the previous two years, and..." Retaw looked down at the floor, sadness filling his giant eyes. "Well, I wish to stay here, on Earth." Chris could see Retaw's genuineness, and something got to him.

"OK," he said, seriously. "I'm not really sure how to teach you, but I'll try."

"Thank you, Chris Martin. Humans chose those who are closest to them to be declared their... 'best friends', yes?"

"Yeah," Chris slowly replied. "Why?"

Retaw showed a sincere kindness in his smile as he said, "You and Jonathan are my best friends."

-

"OK, Retaw, let's see it!" Chris said through the bathroom door. Retaw had been in there for nearly an hour, sculpting his face to look as human as possible. Chris wasn't too sure how well it would work, but he figured it couldn't hurt to let him try.

Retaw opened the door, and Chris was astounded by what he saw. Despite his purple skin, Retaw looked exactly like any other human male. His cheekbones stuck out a bit, and his jawline was very prominent. His eyes no longer took up two-thirds of his face, rather they took up about a fifth of his face, and left a nice space for his long, pointy nose to fit.

"Do I look human?" he asked, a sort of insecurity apparent in his tone. He placed a hand to his cheek, feeling the smooth skin that stretched across his face.

"You look very human," Chris replied in amazement. "Except for your skin color. People aren't usually purple, unless you're from Doug."

"From Doug?" Retaw dumbly repeated.

Chris shook his head, "Never mind. The point is, you should change that. But otherwise, you're fine."

"Oh, right," Retaw smiled, and closed his eyes. Slowly, the purple faded to a light peach. "Is this all right?"

"That is so cool that you can do that," Chris said. He took a step back and observed Retaw's new face from afar. He was so convincing that Chris nearly forgot he was talking to an alien. "This is amazing, Retaw."

"So, it is all right?"

"It's perfect," Chris told him. "I mean, you don't have any hair, but that's OK. It works for some people."

Retaw smiled, then walked backwards into the bathroom to check himself out in the mirror. "I look wonderful."

Chris walked up next to him, clapped him on the back, and laughed, "You might not want to say that too often, people will think you're conceited."

"Ah! I will make note of this," Retaw said, lifting his hand and tapping his index finger twice on his temple. "Look, Chris Martin, you've already taught me something!"

"So I have," Chris smiled. "And, listen, you might want to stick to calling me just Chris. It's a little weird to call people by their full names all the time."

Retaw's face fell a little, and he sighed, "Oh. This might be hard for me." Retaw seemed a little pained, and Chris looked at him questioningly. "You see," he continued, "your name is not one that my people can say. It's hard to explain, but I think you understand."

"Not really," Chris said, shaking his head. "And I'm sorry, but if you want to be convincing as a human, you're gonna have to try."

"All right, I will try. For you." Retaw took a deep breath, his torso and shoulders rising half a foot as he did so. "Thank you, Chris M-" Retaw caught himself, and bit down on his bottom lip to stop himself from finishing. His eyebrows were lowered and his lip began to tremble. He almost looked like he might cry. They both stood still for a few moments, Chris staring at Retaw, wondering why it was so hard for him.

Then, an idea popped out of nowhere into Chris's head. "Retaw, just call me Martin."

"Refer to you by your surname?" Retaw asked, a little bewildered. "Isn't that strange?"

"No, actually, it's pretty normal," Chris replied. "Like, people call each other by their surnames a lot. It's sort of a friendly thing, sometimes. Plus, Martin is a first name, too, so if someone doesn't know that's my last name, they'll think you're as normal as..." Chris trailed off, looking up ponderously for a few seconds. "I feel like there should be an end to that simile. Anyway! It'll be fine."

Retaw's smile returned, and he placed a friendly hand on Chris's shoulder and said, "Thank you, Martin."

"You're welcome, Retaw. Oh!" Chris exclaimed, eyes widening and fingers covering his mouth. "We're gonna have to give you a different name, I think."

Rather unlike the previous time, Retaw seemed to take this news kindly. "I'd like to be called Walter."

"Walter," Chris repeated, tapping his finger lightly on his chin. "I think that works nicely. Plus, it's almost your name backwards. If you took out the l..." Chris's eyes bulged and his jaw dropped. His breath even ceased for a few moments, and Retaw began to wonder what was happening. Chris noticed the worried look on his face, though, and immediately shouted, "Your name is 'water' backwards!!"

"Water," Retaw quietly chewed it over. His eyes narrowed slightly, then he opened them back up and smiled brightly. "So it is! How wonderful."

Chris merely shook his head in disbelief. "This is wrinkling my brain."

"Maybe you should iron it," Retaw said, completely with a straight face. After a short while, though, he leaned forward and whispered, "That was a joke, Chr- er, Martin."

Chris stared at Retaw for a few moments, then laughed, though mostly out of his own stupidity. "Good one. Walter," he added, with a wink. Somewhere, a few rooms down, the opening of a door sounded. Momentarily, Jonny was striding down the hallway towards Chris and Retaw.

"Hey, how's it going in- Whoa." Jonny stopped and did a double-take. He gave Chris a small nod and said, "Nice work."

"Actually, it was all Retaw," Chris smiled. "Who, by the way, is now Walter."

"It's fitting, almost," Jonny said, glancing back at Retaw. "I'm sure you'll be a hit with the ladies."

"So, how was work?" Chris asked, casually changing the subject. Jonny shrugged to signify that it was nothing new, and Chris chuckled a little. It was one of the things Jonny did that still made Chris's heart flutter, even after two years.

"We had a meeting," Jonny mentioned. "I guess tomorrow we'll be introduced to our new supervisor."

"What happened to... whats-his-face?"

"He got fired or something. I don't really remember. Anyway, this new guy's a real tight-ass apparently. Not really looking forward to tomorrow."

"Maybe you could call in sick," Chris laughed.

"I don't think that would work," Jonny said, shaking his head. "They might make me meet with him one-on-one. I think that'd be worse."

"That's a good point." Chris looked around for a few moments, then asked, "Hey, um, what time is it?"

"It was almost five when I shut the car off," Jonny replied. "Work time, huh?"

"Yeah," Chris meagerly replied. "There's some, uh... leftovers in the fridge from the other night." Chris looked at Jonny with sad eyes and apologized, "Sorry, I didn't have time to make anything."

"It's fine," Jonny shrugged it off. He lifted his hand and grazed Chris's arm. "Don't work too hard, all right?"

"Don't worry, I wont," Chris smiled and gently kissed Jonny. "Take good care of Walter," he whispered, making sure to put a ridiculous emphasis on 'Walter'. Jonny silently nodded, they spouted their, 'I love you's , and Chris quickly left. Retaw was still standing in front of the bathroom mirror, admiring his new visage.

"Are you hungry at all?" Jonny asked. Retaw stopped his narcissism, and turned to Jonny.

"A bit, yes," he shyly replied. It seemed as though something was bothering him, but Jonny didn't think too much on it.

"Well, let's go in the kitchen and see what's in the fridge, then." Jonny started to walk, and Retaw soon followed. There wasn't much food left in the fridge at all. Jonny cautiously took out a container with a red top and examined its contents. They seemed to pass whatever test he was giving, so he threw it onto the counter and pulled a few plates out of the cabinet. "Is chicken parm all right?"

"Sure!" Retaw chirped, the smile on his face an obvious sign that he had no clue what chicken parm was. Jonny saw it, but he obliged Retaw's affirmative answer anyway. He turned his back and began to dish out the food, so he missed Retaw's change of expression from happy to uncertain.

"Jonathan?" he quietly asked.

"Yeah?" Jonny answered, not breaking his action whatsoever.

"You and M-Martin really love each other, don't you?" Jonny dropped the fork in his hand onto the plate in front of him and turned to face Retaw.

"Of course, why?" he asked, finally noticing Retaw's worried frown and frightened eyes.

"Do you think I will ever have something like that?" Retaw continued in his quiet voice.

Jonny walked over to him, placed both hands on Retaw's shoulders, and said, "Of course you will. There's someone for everyone in this world." Retaw halfheartedly smiled, though Jonny's words really did make him feel a little better. "Now, come on, it's time for you to learn all about the most crucial thing in any human's diet. Leftovers."

-

“OK, everyone, if you could gather around please,” Jonny's boss announced. The office workers all stopped what they were doing and spun around in their chairs. A rather tall man with a shaved head and scary eyes was standing next to the boss. “I'd like to introduce to you your new supervisor, Mr. Champion,” he said, clasping his hand around the new man's shoulder. He pushed Mr. Champion forward and muttered, “Go get 'em, Bill.”

Mr. Champion shot him a look as he walked forward, obviously uncomfortable with being called Bill. He cleared his throat as he stopped in the middle of the gathering. “Hello, everyone. As previously mentioned, I'm your new supervisor. Really, I don't think there should be any problems- you all seem like hard workers, eh?” he chuckled, winking at one of the workers. “So, basically, just do your jobs and everything will be fine. 'K.”

He flashed what Jonny thought was the most fake cheesy smile ever, and began to leave as the workers returned to their work. He stopped though, and turned around to Jonny.

“Um, Mr. Buckland, is it?” he asked. Jonny looked up from his desk to see the new supervisor peering over his shoulder.

“Yes, sir.”

“Can I have a word with you?” he said, nodding in the direction of his office.

“Um, sure,” Jonny replied, standing up and following Mr. Champion into the room. He had never been in the supervisor's office before, though it was nothing out of the ordinary. Still, he couldn't help looking around as he sat down in the seat in front of Mr. Champion's desk.

“Well, Mr. Buckland,” Mr. Champion said, sitting in his own seat and opening a folder that had been laying on the wooden surface. “Mind if I call you Jonny?”

“Not at all, sir,” Jonny replied. Mr. Champion smiled.

“Right, Jonny... it seems as though there have been some, uh, minor incidents involving yourself and... a former employee. Is that correct?” He put down the folder, placed his elbow on the desk, and rested his chin in his hand as he stared accusingly at Jonny.

“Yes,” Jonny said, unashamed.

“You were aware that your relationship was against company policy?” Mr. Champion interrogated, not changing his gaze one bit.

“Yes.” Mr. Champion let his hand fall on top of the desk and sat back in his chair.

“I can trust we wont have any more problems with you?” he said, the cheesy grin returning.

“Of course not, sir. I've been here for quite a while and that was the only time-”

“Jonny, it's OK. You seem like a very nice man, and I'm sure you're a very hard worker.” He winked in a creepy sort of way that sent shivers down Jonny's spine. In fact, nearly everything about this man gave Jonny a bad feeling. “Keep it up, and there should be no reason for us to chat like this again. You may go back to your work, now.”

“Right,” Jonny muttered and he left the room as quickly as he could. As he headed back to his cubicle, the eerie feeling clung to his body, making him twitch with anxiousness. There was something about Mr. Champion that just didn't sit right. It was as if his niceness was all an act of sorts, an attempt to cover his true intentions. It didn't seem as though any of Jonny's coworkers felt that way, though, so after a short while he shrugged it off as him just being paranoid. Which was silly, really, as he actually was a hard worker, and had never done anything wrong with the one exception. He had absolutely nothing to worry about.

So, when he arrived home that night, he didn't tell Chris that he thought his new supervisor was terribly creepy. There was no need for it.

“He talked to you about us?” Chris asked after Jonny had told him about his day. The two men and Retaw were in the living room, eating the delicious meal of spaghetti that Chris had prepared.

“Yeah, he just wanted to make sure I wasn't going to break any more rules,” Jonny said, twirling his fork in the noodles.

“How thoughtful of him,” Chis sneered. “Did he act like a jerk about it?”

“No, he was pretty cool about it. He seems like a nice guy.” Chris stopped eating and stared knowingly at Jonny. “What?”

“You don't think I can tell when you're lying? What did he say to you?”

Jonny sighed, “It's not really what he said, it was how he said it. I don't know, he just kinda creeps me out.”

“Oh.” Out of nowhere, a loud knock pounded through the room. Chris turned to the door, wide eyed and startled. “Who the hell could that be?”

“I don't know,” Jonny shrugged. The knocking was very urgent, and whoever was behind it had the patience of a five-year-old.

Chris stood up and walked to the door, saying, “I'll get it.” He pulled back the door to reveal the source of the knocking. In front of him was a fit man about half a foot shorter than Chris, with dark hair, dark eyes, and sunken cheeks.

“Hello, I'm your new neighbor,” he said, quite pretentiously. He held his hand out to Chris.

“Nice to meet you,” Chris said, shaking his hand. The dark-haired man's grip was firm and formal, and Chris almost wished that he hadn't answered the door.

“Likewise,” he droned. He quickly pulled his hand back and pressed his open palm against his pant leg. “Now, I must request that you not be loud and obnoxious and please don't steal my mail.” He spat out every word like it had some disgusting flavor. He nodded his head once, then muttered, “Good day,” and left. Chris watched as the man hastened into the adjacent apartment, then he headed back to Jonny and Retaw.

“Who was it?” Jonny asked, casually eating his food.

“We have a new neighbor,” Chris replied, taking his seat. “And he seems a little... crazy.”

“Oh. Well, that's good.” There was another knock on the door, and the repeated amount of persistence gave the originator away. Chris once more opened the door to find his suspicions were correct.

“Sorry to bother you again,” the dark-haired man said with a mock smile. “Do you live alone, or are there other occupants in this...” He paused to search for a word he thought fitting, and settled on, “apartment?”

“There are other people, yes. Would you like to come in?” Chris politely asked, though the look of disgust on the other man's face was starting to annoy him.

“Fine,” he scoffed, pushing his way through the door. He stopped only a few feet in and squared his shoulders in the most pompous manner possible.

“Hey, you two, come meet our new neighbor,” Chris yelled across the room, gesturing to the dark-haired man. Jonny put down his food and tapped Retaw on the shoulder, then the pair made their way to the other two men.

“It's a pleasure to meet you,” the dark-haired man said, forcedly. He shook each of their hands, just as displeased as he was with Chris. He pulled down the hem of his shirt as said, “I must be going now.”

The dark-haired man headed towards the door, but stopped as Jonny said, “Bye... neighbor guy.” He turned around, a look of horror on his face.

“What did you say?” he scolded.

“I said bye,” Jonny innocently replied. The other man's expression changed to anger.

“You said Guy.”

“He said, 'bye, neighbor guy,” Chris interrupted. The dark-haired man's eyes bulged, and Chris thought they might just fly out of his head.

“Are you spying on me or something?” he shrieked, storming out the door and slamming it behind him. Moments later, another door slammed, and Chris concluded that the dark-haired man had returned to his apartment.

“Oh my God, he's psycho,” Jonny gaped. “Do we really want him as a neighbor?”

“No,” Chris answered, “but there's not really anything we can do about it.”

Jonny stared at the ground, preoccupied by something. “Do you think it's odd that the two new people I've met today are... well, strange?”

“Maybe it's a sign,” Chris gasped. “Maybe... no, I don't know. It is a little odd.”

“Perhaps this is the beginning of an adventure,” Retaw suggested.

“Certainly a strange beginning,” Jonny said. Chris lifted his arm and placed his hand on Jonny's shoulder.

“Well then, my love,” he said, “it will be a strange adventure.”

-

The minutes slowly ticked by as Chris stocked shelves. Lift up a box. Put it on the shelf. Lift up a can. Put it on the shelf. Lift up a bottle. Put it on the shelf. Every single one was another piece of his soul gone.

And nearly every night for two years, this is what he did. It was all dreadfully dull, but by now so much of his soul was gone that he had become numb to it. He was a mindless zombie, replacing empty spaces day after day so that people could get their precious macaroni and cheese. They didn't care about the hard work Chris put into it. But Chris didn't care about them, either. He just picked up another box.

This particular box contained white cheddar macaroni and cheese, with noodles shaped like dinosaurs. It didn't make the job any better. Chris put it on the shelf with its brothers, and out of the corner of his eye he saw a tall man walk towards him. Being a mindless zombie, he paid it no attention and simply continued his work.

The figure stopped a foot away from Chris and stayed there. Chris kept going while the figure bore holes in him with its eyes.

“You're very good at this,” Retaw said. Chris stopped, hand half-way to placing a can of raviolis on the shelf, and looked up.

“What are doing here?” Chris said in a hushed tone.

“Watching you work,” Retaw innocently replied. “You're very good at this!”

“Yeah, well, there's not much to it.” Chris dropped his hand and looked around to see if anyone else was around them. He pulled Retaw closer to the shelf, as though it would hide him if there were other people. “Why are you here? Where's Jonny?”

“He is at your apartment.” Chris sighed and practically threw the raviolis onto the shelf.

“Why aren't you there with him?” he asked in a stern voice.

“He fell asleep.” Chris narrowed his eyes, and Retaw looked at him rather apologetically. “Listen, Chris Martin, I know you love him, but Jonathan is so boring! He doesn't let me watch TV, and he doesn't talk to me, or anything. He just falls asleep!”

“Re- uh, Walter, he wakes up at six every morning, and it's, like, eleven o'clock now. Of course he's asleep!” Chris exclaimed. He looked around the area once more. At least Retaw looked like a human now, and not a tiny purple alien. Still, Retaw wasn't exactly close to being ready to go out and interact with other humans. It was late at night, so there were not many people out and about, but there was still a risk of him running into someone. “Can I trust you to get back to the apartment safely?”

Retaw beamed and nodded. “Of course, Ch-” Retaw stopped, sighed, and said, “I'll get this eventually. You can trust me, Martin, I will be absolutely safe.”

“Please go to the apartment, stay there,” Chris began slowly, then quickly rattled off, “and tell Jonny not to fall asleep on that couch, it's bad for his back.”

Retaw looked contemplatively at Chris for a moment, then nodded his head. “Affirmative! Bye, Martin!” he chirped as he stalked off down the aisle.

“Bye Retaw,” Chris muttered in a near-laugh as he turned back to his work.

Retaw managed to stay true to his word, and entered the apartment about ten minutes after he left the store. Jonny was still sleeping on the couch, and Retaw thought about jabbing him sharply in the side to wake him up, but then he remembered that Jonny and Chris were doing him a huge favor, and it would be considered rude to wake him up in such a manner. Instead, he gently pushed Jonny's shoulder.

“Retaw?” Jonny asked sleepily. “What time is it?”

“Um... Eleven?” Retaw shrugged. “Chris Martin wanted me to tell you not to sleep on the couch, because it is not good for your back.”

Jonny laughed in his half-awake state and said, “Chris is always looking out for me, eh? Even when he's not he-” Suddenly, Jonny was wide awake, sat upright, staring big-eyed at Retaw. “When did Chris tell you this?”

“When I went to go see him,” Retaw mumbled. Jonny turned onto his knees, hands gripped firmly on the back of the couch.

“You went to see Chris? You left the apartment?” Jonny shrieked. Retaw cowered back a little, eyes big and slightly frightened, and spurted an apology.

“I'm sorry, Jonathan, but I was bored and there was nothing to do! You were asleep, and I just thought I'd visit Chris Martin. I promise it wont happen again, I've learned my lesson.”

Jonny took one look at Retaw and realised that he couldn't freak out completely. Retaw was still in training to be a human, and honestly, Jonny was most certainly a boring person. He was willing to admit that. “OK,” he calmly replied, relaxing his grip on the couch. “But you better not do that again.”

“I wont.” A knock on the door broke up the moment, and Jonny scrambled off the couch and over to the door.

The dark-haired man stared viciously at Jonny. “You're making too much noise,” he spat. “Some of us are trying to sleep. Have you no decency?”

Jonny stared back at him, unintimidated, when he noticed what the dark-haired man was wearing. “Whoa, whoa,” he said, holding up his hand. “You stomp up to my door in the middle of the night, in your underwear, and you have the nerve to ask if I have any decency?”

The dark-haired man self-consciously looked down at his half-naked body. He started huffing, then looked up at Jonny. “I am wearing clothes, you know! It's not my fault you woke me up.” He screamed, and bolted to his apartment, but he stopped halfway and turned back. Luckily, Jonny was too dumbfounded to have moved at all. “Please, keep it down,” the dark-haired man said through clenched teeth. He turned around again, and this time he made the complete journey back to his apartment.

Jonny shut the door and walked back to Retaw, still shocked at what had just happened. “Retaw, he's psycho.” Jonny began to laugh, though it was rather nervously. “Completely psycho!”

“He does seem a bit strange,” Retaw agreed. Jonny nodded, then placed his hand on Retaw's shoulder.

“Come on, man, I think it's time for bed,” he said, leading Retaw to his own bedroom, which had once been a sort of storage room. He and Chris hadn't done much to it, though, just threw down a couple of blankets and pillows, but Retaw was more than pleased with the minor renovation.

“Jonathan,” Retaw whispered as Jonny was about to leave the room. “I'm very sorry for leaving. And I'm sorry that I thought you were boring.”

“Don't be, I am boring,” Jonny reassured him. “I'm certainly not as fun as Chris, anyway.”

“Chris is not always fun,” Retaw said. “He didn't like that I visited him, either.”

Jonny stared at the dark space where Retaw was laying. After a few moments he sighed, “I'm sorry, Retaw, for freaking out earlier. You're still new at all this, and-”

“Jonathan, you should not be apologizing to me!” Retaw exclaimed. “There is nothing for you to apologize about, I deserved it. I was foolish and simply acting on impulse. If I had thought my idea out for a long time, I would have realised just how foolish it was.”

“I guess I shouldn't have fallen asleep like that, too, huh?” Jonny laughed. “Listen, this whole thing... water under the bridge, right?”

“I don't know what that means.”

“It means we forget about this whole thing, OK?” Jonny said. “It's no one's fault, and it's all in the past now, so it doesn't matter.”

Everything was silent for a few moments, but then Retaw smiled and said, “Jonathan, you are all right!”

Jonny laughed, said, “Retaw, you're all right, too. 'Night,” and left. Retaw shouted a farewell also, and rested his head comfortably on the pillow beneath him. Although he had acted like a complete fool, Retaw was glad that Jonny wasn't holding it against him. The whole night had been a nice learning experience for him, which he was very grateful for. And soon enough, he believed, he would have enough knowledge to finally be a human.

-


“What is all this, Chris Martin?” Retaw asked as he walked into the living room one morning. Chris was sitting in the middle of the room, completely surrounded by boxes.

“Clothes,” Chris replied. “You need them.”

Retaw looked down. He'd been wearing Jonny's old clothes for the past few weeks, and they didn't fit him nearly as well as they should have. The dirty sleeves of the shirts slid past the tips of his fingers, even though they were slightly bunched at the elbow, and the worn and faded denim jeans were actually too short for his abnormally long legs.

“I suppose I do,” he said, trying to make his way over to Chris. “These will fit me properly?”

“They better,” Chris answered, tearing one of the boxes open, nearly ripping the side of it off. “I spent all morning bringing these boxes inside. Had them shipped from, well...my brother.” He looked up at Retaw, who was still gazing in amazement at the amount of boxes. “They're still old clothes, but you're built just like him, so they shouldn't be a problem.”

“How many clothes does your brother own?” Retaw asked.

“Too many,” Chris chuckled. “The guy's a clothes fiend. I think he buys a new outfit every day.”

“That is a lot of outfits,” Retaw mumbled, squatting down beside Chris and helping him open the boxes.

“It is, but it's good for us. Half of these don't even look like they've been worn,” Chris mused as he searched through the nearest open box. It was filled with flannel shirts and dark jeans. He grabbed the first outfit he could find and tossed it to Retaw. “Here, try these on.”

Retaw caught the articles of clothing with little grace, but as soon as he had a firm hold on them he stood up and left for the bathroom. When he came back, he strutted into the room, which made Chris laugh a little.

“How do I look?” Retaw asked, stopping in front of Chris and spinning like a model.

“Fabulous,” Chris answered in a laugh. Retaw held out his arms and observed them both, making sure that the sleeves were just the right length. After they received his seal of approval, he moved on to admire his legs. Overall, he was very pleased with his new outfit. He looked back at Chris and smiled widely.

“Fabulous,” he repeated. Chris laughed again and shook his head.

“I guess you're a hick now,” he said. Retaw tilted his head to the side and squished his eyebrows together.

“What's a hick?” he plainly asked.

“Oh. Well, like...a redneck, or...” Chris noticed that his answer seemed to have no effect of Retaw, so he gave up. “It doesn't matter. Anyway, you better get over here, 'cause you've got to try on all of these,” he said, gesturing around the box-filled room.

“All of these?” Retaw whimpered. There had to have been at least fifteen boxes, and judging by the amount of clothes in the first box, they would surely be at it for hours.

“Yeah, well, there are ways I'd much rather spend my day, too, but you're the one who wants to be human!” Chris said, standing up, placing his hand on his hips, and measuring the amount of work they'd have to do.

Meanwhile, Jonny was sitting at his desk in the office, reading over some very important e-mails he'd received. He'd already read them a million times, though, and so his progress was slim to none. He just wasn't feeling it today. And it seemed that if he read one part of an e-mail enough times for it to make sense, then the rest of it would become a jumbled mess, so he would have to re-read the whole thing. He just couldn't concentrate.

The e-mail he was currently stuck on was one from a paper company somewhere in America. Pennsylvania, actually. Jonny wasn't really sure why he was sent this message, mostly because he couldn't understand what the hell it was saying.

He decided to give up on reading, minimizing the window and opening up a game of solitaire. It wasn't unusual for him to do such a thing; most days his productivity amounted to actually finishing one game. And he had done this for years, somehow managing to get enough work done to keep his boss happy and to keep his paycheck coming.

Today wasn't one of those days. Not even two cards into the deck, Jonny heard a discreet cough from behind him. He paid it no attention until the cough grew louder, almost to the point of being a shout. He quickly spun around in his chair to find Mr. Champion's evil eyes glaring at him. He didn't say anything, just kept staring at Jonny.

“Mr. Champion!” Jonny exclaimed in hope that he wouldn't be reprimanded. “How are you doing on this fine day, sir?”

“Jonny, do you have work to do?” Mr. Champion asked in a startlingly calm voice.

“Uh, well, I just read over a few e-mails and sent out some replies... just waiting to hear back from them,” Jonny said in what he thought was his most convincing voice. In the two nerve-wracking seconds following, Mr. Champion stared menacingly at Jonny, and Jonny stared back with absolute fear in his eyes.

“OK,” Mr. Champion finally said, once again calmly. He stuck around for about three more seconds, and then left without making any noise. Jonny was unsure of how to take this, but he figured that all was good for now, so he foolishly returned to his solitaire game.

-

“OK, am I the only one creeped out by that neighbor guy?” Chris asked as he walked into the apartment. He had just run out to pick up a pizza, which was steaming from the box he held in his hand.

“No, that guy is freaking insane,” Jonny said with wide eyes, looking over the back of the couch. “The other day I swear I saw him watching me outside his window when I was getting into the car.”

“That's what happened just now!” Chris exclaimed, walking into the kitchen and placing the pizza box on the table. He took off his jacket and threw it onto one of the chairs. “I was coming up the stairs outside and I saw him peeking through the curtains.”

“Should we talk to him about it or something?” Jonny got up and stood beside Chris. “I mean, I'd kinda like for him to stop.”

“Yeah, but, I don't know... Honestly, I'm afraid of what he might do.” Chris turned around. There was a loud knock on the door, and both he and Jonny knew who it was. “Does he have supersonic hearing, too?” Chris freaked as he walked to the door.

“The walls are paper thin,” the dark-haired man said to Chris. “Seriously. If I had a pencil, I could just stab the wall, and it would go right through.” The man's emphasis on the word 'stab' frightened Chris, who eagerly began to apologize.

“Chris, there's nothing to be sorry about,” Jonny said as he moved Chris out of the way. Then, to the dark-haired man he said, “Listen, you're really creepy. Could you stop that?”

“Excuse me?” the dark-haired man shrieked. “I'm creepy? You two are doing God knows what in here and I'm creepy because the walls are paper thin?”

“No, you're creepy because your watching us from your window!” Jonny shouted. The dark-haired man bulged his eyes and began huffing. He looked behind Jonny at where Retaw was sitting.

“Who is that?” he asked, pointing to Retaw. Jonny quickly looked back.

“That's Walter.”

“Walter,” the man repeated, narrowing his eyes. “Who names their kid Walter?”

“Really?” Jonny sneered. “I'm sure lots of people name their kids Walter. What's your name, anyway? It can't be much better.”

The dark-haired man's eyes widened once more. “For your information, I don't have a name!” he yelled. “I was never given one.” Jonny stared at him unblinkingly for a few seconds.

“That is the worst lie I have ever heard,” he said.

“Why don't you believe me?” The man's tone had gone from angry to near tears in a surprisingly short amount of time. “I don't have a name, I swear.”

“His name is Guy,” Retaw said from his seat far away from the other men. “I saw it on the letterbox.”

Jonny and Chris both looked back at Retaw, and while they were doing so the dark-haired man took the opportunity to leave. Actually, he ran back to his apartment, but he wasn't nearly fast enough, and as he turned around Jonny saw him sprinting. Acting on what was perhaps a rather bad decision, Jonny followed the dark-haired man.

“I'm not answering the door!” he shouted after Jonny had knocked.

“Guy, please!” Jonny yelled, one hand on the doorknob, fully prepared to just walk in if he had to.

The door cracked open a tiny bit, enough for half of the dark-haired man's face to peek through. “No,” he said.

“What is wrong with you?” Jonny asked. “Why are you so weird?”

“I'm not weird!” he shrieked, and slammed the door. Jonny sighed and gave up. When he returned to his own apartment, Chris and Retaw were sitting at the kitchen table, eating the pizza and chatting.

“No, Retaw,” Chris said, “that's not something I really want to talk about. Especially not while we're eating.”

Retaw set down his slice of pizza on the plate in front of him and frowned. “But, Chris Martin, how am I supposed to be a human if I don't know how-”

“Google it or something!” Chris interrupted. Just then, he looked up to find that Jonny had returned. “Jonny, what happened?”

“Nothing happened. He's just crazy,” Jonny replied, collapsing into the nearest chair. “Seriously, the guy needs to be put on medication or something.”

“What if he's already on medication?” Chris worriedly asked. Jonny thought about it for a few moments, then made a face that said 'Oh God, I hope not'.

Retaw was silently watching the two make horrified faces at each other, all the while slowly nibbling at his dinner. After a bit of time, he asked, “What's Google?”

Chris broke his gaze on Jonny and looked at Retaw. “It's a... search engine,” he replied.

“Search engine?” Retaw repeated.

“Like, on the internet,” Jonny added. Retaw's eyes lit up and he raised his eyebrows in understanding.

“Oh! The internet. I see!” he smiled. “So, I if I go to this Google place, I can learn how-”

“Yes, you can. Now, will you please stop bringing that up?” Chris begged, raising his arms and stretching his hands in front of him.

“All right,” Retaw quietly answered. Jonny looked questioningly between the two of them.

“Bringing what up?” he asked.

“Nothing, dear, don't worry,” Chris said with a fake smile. He reached over to Jonny and patted his hand. “Retaw's just a little... curious... about... things.”

“OK,” Jonny shrugged after a few moments of silence. “So, Retaw, are you almost human now?”

“I'm not sure,” Retaw politely replied. “Chris Martin might know the answer better than I.”

“He's getting there. Not much longer, I think,” Chris answered. “In fact, it might only be a few days before you're completely ready.”

Retaw beamed at Chris. For the past year, all he had wanted was to come to Earth and be a human with Chris and Jonny. It had taken him most of that time just to travel from his home planet, and it had been quite difficult for him to leave his fellow aliens. But, deep in his heart, he knew that this was where he belonged.

-

A few days later, Jonny was busying himself with actual work for once. The e-mails he'd received from the paper company in Pennsylvania turned out to be a great business opportunity, which he finally realized after rereading them about a hundred times.

The plan was for Jonny's company, which dealt with website design, to create a series of new layouts for the other company's homepage. Primarily, Jonny would be doing this, as he was the head designer and the one who the e-mails were sent to.

He was hard at work when Mr. Champion walked by to monitor his progress. Jonny had noticed that this was something Mr. Champion did quite often, though he never really seemed to pay anyone else much attention.

“Working hard, I see,” Mr. Champion said. Jonny continued his work, not bothering to look up.

“Yes, sir,” he simply replied. Mr. Champion watched him silently for a few minutes before speaking again.

“Jonny, I hate to bother you, since you seem to be doing a fine job and all, but I need to speak with you in my office.” His tone carried hints of sarcasm and displeasure. Jonny stopped focusing on the computer and turned around.

“What for?” he asked.

“You'll see once we begin talking,” Mr. Champion vaguely replied. He immediately walked to his office, expecting Jonny to follow him. Jonny did, of course, as he had assumed that it was expected of him.

As he sat down in the chair opposite Mr. Champion, Jonny had the strange feeling of an interrogation light shining on him. The blinds on the window were pulled up, and the sunlight hit the back of Mr. Champion's head, leaving the front of his face in darkness.

“How are you doing today, Jonny?” Mr. Champion asked, building the already heightened tension in the room. “Everything going good?”

“Fine, thanks,” Jonny uneasily replied. He nervously began tapping his fingers on his thigh.

“I assume you're wondering why I asked you here,” Mr. Champion dumbly said.

“Yep.” Mr. Champion smiled, rather evilly, Jonny thought, and clasped his hands on the desk. He leaned forward, and the blocked sunlight spilled onto the desk and onto Jonny, but Mr. Champion was still left in darkness as he began to talk.

-

It was nearly five o'clock, and Chris knew that Jonny would be home shortly. So, he forced himself to stop lazing around watching TV with Retaw and walked into the kitchen to make dinner. He was never really a great cook, and he never felt like taking the time to try to be even a somewhat OK cook. Most of his meals were either quick microwavable dishes or spaghetti. Since they'd had the rest of the frozen dinners the previous night, Chris decided it was time for spaghetti.

He grabbed all the things he needed- sauce, noodles, a pot- and began to boil water on the stove. “One of these days I should really learn to cook,” he said to himself. “Jonny deserves so much better than this.”

For the next ten minutes, Chris ignored the cliché and watched the water boil. Slowly but surely, tiny bubbles began to form on the aqua surface. Suddenly, a pair of arms was wrapped around Chris's abdomen, and someone was resting their chin on his shoulder.

“Hi, Jonny,” Chris said, beaming, but keeping his gaze on the boiling water in front of him.

“How do you know it's me?” Jonny replied. “I could have been a serial killer or something.”

Chris picked up a spoon with one hand and a box of noodles with the other. He carefully poured half of the box's contents into the pot as he said, “I'm psychic.”

“Oh, right, I forgot,” Jonny laughed, still firmly holding on to Chris. “How was your day?”

“It was all right. Retaw's got this human thing down for the most part. He just needs a little more improvement on his English, I think, but he's basically set. He's out in the living room now, watching iCarly again. Ah, it was the funniest thing. What's the brother's name?”

“Spencer,” Jonny answered.

“Spencer, right. Retaw seems to think he's God or something. It's just hilarious. Anyway, we could probably send him out into the real world now, if we wanted to.” Chris stirred the noodle-filled water and placed his free hand on top of Jonny's. “So, how about you? What was your day like?”

Jonny didn't answer right away, instead he sighed and repositioned his chin a bit. “I, uh... got fired.”

“What?” Chris dropped the spoon he was holding and spun around to the best of his ability. Jonny kept his hands on Chris's waist, and Chris threw his arms around Jonny as he said, “What happened?”

“New supervisor just doesn't like me, I guess. It's not like I've been doing anything differently than I have been for the past five years.” Jonny paused, thinking of a way to bring up the thing that had been bugging him since he had received the news. “Um, Chris... I... well, you know, I made a lot of money working there, and now-”

“No, Jonny, don't worry about that,” Chris said. “Money's not a problem.”

“Are you sure?” Jonny pressed on. “Because I know we don't have a lot to begin with, and your job doesn't pay much.”

“Jonny, babe, it's fine,” Chris reassured him, holding Jonny's head between his hands and comforting him with his eyes. “Everything will work out.”

Jonny's face showed severe doubt, but he accepted Chris's statement anyway. He slowly nodded his head, and Chris smiled at him. “Everything will work out,” Jonny quietly repeated.

“Exactly, now go talk to Retaw or something, dinner's almost ready.” Jonny quickly peered around Chris to see what was on the stove-top.

“Spaghetti?” he plainly asked. Chris frowned at him.

“Sorry.”

Jonny looked back at Chris. “You apologize too much, you know that?” he said, swiftly brushing away the stray curl that had fallen on Chris's forehead. “Spaghetti is my favorite.”

“You told me your favorite was that frozen chicken crap,” Chris said, wrinkling his nose. “But thank you for trying to make me feel better.”

“Well, maybe I have two favorites.” Chris raised one eyebrow and stifled a laugh. “Fine,” Jonny confessed, “I don't. Did it work, though?”

“Did what work?”

“Me trying to make you feel better,” Jonny replied.

“Of course,” Chris smiled, his big blue eyes twinkling. “You always make me feel better. Do you feel better? About your job?”

“Yeah,” Jonny sincerely said. “Thank you, Chris, I don't know what I'd do without you.”

-

Retaw nervously clung to Chris's side, scanning the massive group of people before him. He was decked out in his best outfit- a tight black shirt, a pair of the faded jeans from Chris's brother, and to top it all off, a pair of the darkest sunglasses in the world. It was almost like he was walking around with his eyes closed. Chris told him they'd make him look stylish and cool, though, so he happily wore them.

He was extremely on edge. This would be the first human contact he would have as a human. And by himself. Chris constantly reassured him that he would be not too far away the entire time, but Retaw was still horrified of not fitting in properly.

“Why are there so many people here?” Retaw asked. Chris turned and gave him the 'you're dumb' look.

“It's the mall. This is where people come to shop. Everyone comes here to shop, and, actually, some people come to just hang out,” Chris replied.

“Oh.” Retaw shifted a little, observing the crowd. There were plenty of families bustling around, it seemed, perhaps because it was a boring Sunday afternoon. There were also several large groups of teenage girls, all giggling and dressed like sluts in hopes of attracting the ugly teenage boys who leaned against the walls, looking ridiculously uncool, but believing otherwise.

Retaw couldn't understand what the appeal was of these young men, but the girls seemed to be going out of their way to get noticed by them. Then again, he also couldn't see the appeal of the girls, with their faces buried under twenty pounds of make-up, and their clothes about eight times too small.

There was one girl he noticed. She was far from a teenager, though, probably around forty. She had pin-straight, dark brown hair, which she was using to hide her face from the world. Her head was tilted down, and her hands were messing with the hem of her lavender blouse in an almost standoffish sort of way.

“Retaw,” Chris said, waving a hand in front of Retaw's eyes after he'd noticed the alien staring oddly at the woman. “Re-e-e-taw!”

“What do you want, Martin?” Retaw immediately snapped, a bit too harshly. Then, lowering his voice, he added, “And my name is Walter now. No more Retaw. Ever.”

“OK, sorry, Walter.” Chris held out his hands in defeat, and Retaw returned his gaze to the woman. She was leaving now, though, and as she stood up her long, black skirt flowed with every little movement she made. Her exit appeared to be in the direction that Chris and Retaw were standing, and her path was almost straight at them. This really should have worried the already anxious Retaw, but somehow he felt calmer than before.

As she walked on, Retaw noticed something. Once she was in earshot of them, he turned to her and said, “Excuse me, ma'am?” Chris watched in surprise as Retaw talked to the woman, relaxed and confident and not at all like he was just moments earlier. The woman looked back to where she had come from, her dark hair still covering her face.

“Oh. Thank you,” she said in a silky voice. She began to make her way back to retrieve a medium-sized paper bag she had left behind. When she disappeared again, she went in a completely different direction than before.

“What was up with that?” Chris asked Retaw with a sneaky grin. “You were totally flipping out a minute ago, then you talk to this woman like it's nothing?”

“That was very strange,” Retaw quietly replied. His mind was clouded by a foggy swirl of thoughts, none of which were clear at all. Something about the woman had set him at ease, something that he couldn't quite pinpoint. Had it been her anti-social behavior that perhaps he sympathized with? Nothing else seemed to fit, really.

Chris patiently waited for Retaw to stop spacing out, which took a while. When he finally did, Chris said to him, “Listen, Walter, we can go home now if you want. I think you did pretty well today.”

“No,” Retaw decisively answered. “If we stop now, I won't be able to get over this horrible nervousness.” He held his hand out to Chris and demanded, “Give me some money.”

“Excuse you?” Looking at Retaw in total bewilderment, having never seen him be so upfront before, Chris reluctantly pulled his wallet from his back pocket. He took out a fiver, slapped it into Retaw's open palm, and said, “Don't spend it all in one place, kid.”

Retaw nodded, though he didn't quite understand what Chris meant. He scanned the area swiftly, determining where his destination should be. He spotted a shop that seemed to be not too overpopulated, but with just enough people that he was bound to have loads of interaction with other humans. After giving a quick wave to Chris, he set off for the store.

There were only about ten other people in the store, but they managed to take up about half of the space. A woman and her two sons, a teenage girl, three teenage boys, a young man and his wife, and an older man were spread out between the merchandise. The older man was closest to the door, and the first one that Retaw saw as he walked in. The man paid him no attention, though, too distracted by the almost impossible task of choosing between a red tie with white stripes and a white tie with red stripes. Retaw walked on past him, and past the group of teenagers. He thought he heard the girl snicker as he strutted by, but he brushed it off and continued on to the back display, where a mannequin was modeling off a big, puffy, blue jacket. It was rather ugly, he thought.

“Excuse me,” he heard a woman's voice say. He turned to see the woman with her sons, presumably wishing to pass through the space that Retaw was occupying. He gave her a friendly smile and moved out of the way. All in all, his human interaction up to that point had gone rather well. He almost wished Chris was there to see how well he was doing, until he remembered that Chris kinda held him back. Not that he did it intentionally, Retaw was just so used to being an alien around Chris that he felt as if he failed at being human. When he was by himself, Retaw had this odd sort of confidence. It wasn't the same as when he talked to the mysterious dark-haired woman, though. He wasn't even sure what to call the way he felt around her.

Retaw soon grew bored of the store with its ten people, but thought it rude to leave without purchasing anything. So, he grabbed the cheapest thing he could find and brought it to the register. The cashier was a snooty middle-aged man, who sneered at Retaw's bald head and strange fashion sense. Retaw could tell that he was being judged, which made him feel uneasy and a bit paranoid. He didn't seem to pass whatever test the cashier was conducting, but he left the store without any real trouble.

“How did it go?” Chris asked when they met up. He was carrying a small bag, something he must have bought while Retaw gone.

“It was good,” Retaw shrugged. “I didn't really talk to anyone.”

“Ah, that's normal,” Chris reassured him. “Strangers don't really strike up conversations with each other around here, people pretty much keep to themselves.”

“What's that?” Retaw pointed to the bag. Chris looked down at the bag and held it closer to himself.

“Oh, that... it's nothing,” he said. He quickly tried to distract Retaw's attention by suggesting they leave. It really wasn't hard to do, though, because Retaw's attention was already diverted to the memory of the encounter with the mysterious woman. Although he hadn't actually seen it, he felt like he already knew her face and, with that, knew her beauty.

Maybe it was her mysteriousness that drew him in and attracted his mind to thoughts of her. Or maybe it was the way her flowing skirt and long hair reminded him of the days when he had once known love. Back home, where he had loved the most beautiful alien girl of all, and she had loved him, too. When she suddenly disappeared, he was heartbroken. He never really got over it, but his friendship with Chris and Jonny had certainly helped him to cope.

As they were walking back to the car, Retaw glimpsed at Chris and smiled. He knew that there was something going on with Chris and Jonny, something that they weren't telling Retaw. It wasn't his business, though, he thought, but he just hoped that things were going well for them. They deserved only the best, after all.

-

“Did everything go all right?” Jonny asked when Chris and Retaw arrived home. Chris threw his car keys onto the small table by the door and began to walk towards Jonny.

“Yeah, it went really well, it seems,” Chris replied. He was still holding on to the small bag, which he held out to Jonny. With a tiny smile, he said, “I got this for you.”

“What?” Jonny raised his one eyebrow as he took the bag. He carefully opened it and pulled out the item that was inside. “Chris, oh my God.”

“Does that mean you like it?” Chris looked with hopeful eyes at Jonny, who was absolutely speechless. In his hand was the most gorgeous looking watch that he'd ever seen. It was silver, and its face was tinted a light blue. Since he wasn't saying anything, Chris decided to continue, “I saw it, and I thought you'd like it. I wanted to... well, the other day you said you felt better, but I didn't really believe you, so I thought maybe if I got you this, it would help... I don't know, maybe I was wrong, but-”

“Chris,” Jonny stopped him, “Thank you.” He wrapped his arms around Chris, his hands on Chris's back tightly pressing them together. “I love you.”

“I love you, too.” Chris smiled against Jonny's shoulder and returned his embrace.

“But I don't want the watch.” Jonny pulled away and held the watch out to Chris. Chris looked at him with a broken expression as he said, “Please, take it back.”

“Why, you don't like it?”

Jonny shook his head, “No, I love it, and it was amazing of you to do that for me, but it looks really expensive. And, Chris, I know we can't afford it.” He still held his hand out, but Chris ignored it.

“If you like it, then you should keep it.” Chris refused to break eye contact with Jonny, and refused to take the watch, but Jonny was just as stubborn as he was.

“Give me the receipt,” Jonny demanded, lowering his one hand and opening the other.“If you won't take it back, I will.” Chris still just looked at him, beginning to wince. “Listen, you got it for me to make me feel better, right? Just the fact that you did that makes me feel better, OK? So, I don't need this fancy watch, and you can take it back.”

The pair were silent for a few moments, before Chris finally gave in and took the watch from Jonny. “OK,” he sadly muttered.

“Are you angry with me?”

“No, of course not,” Chris quietly replied, slightly shaking his head. Jonny took a hard look at him and narrowed his eyes.

“But you're disappointed,” he said. Chris looked up at him and shrugged.

“I wanted you to have something nice.”

Jonny tilted his head in a sympathetic manner, then ruffled Chris's hair and said, “I already do.”

Chris rolled his eyes, but he couldn't help grinning from ear to ear. “You just wait 'til the day when being cheesy doesn't work. It'll happen,” he threatened, pointing his index finger at Jonny. “Eventually we'll just be an old married couple who don't like each other.”

“Ugh, I hope not,” Jonny said, making a distasteful face.

“Oh, Jonny.” Chris placed his hand on Jonny's cheek and leaned in close. “You can hope all you want, it'll still happen.” Jonny laughed, but soon he noticed that Chris's eyes were wide and his expression was quite alert.

“What?”

“There hasn't always been a creepy short guy on our fire escape, right?” Chris answered. Jonny spun around to see what Chris was talking about, and found that Guy was peering into the room through their window. He realised he'd been caught and tried to stealthily leave, but it was in no way convincing.

“What the fuck?!” Jonny turned back to Chris and sighed. “We have to do something about this.”

Chris nervously looked around for a moment. “What are we gonna do?”

“I... I don't know, but, seriously, something's wrong with him,” Jonny replied, and Chris nodded.

“He scares me quite a lot,” he quietly said.

“I could talk to him for you,” Retaw suddenly spoke up.

Chris turned to him and lowered his eyebrows. “Really? Why would you do that?”

“I haven't talked to him yet... It might be good experience for me, and maybe I can convince him to stop being so creepy.”

“It's your funeral,” Chris snorted, turning back around.

“What?” Retaw genuinely asked.

Chris gave a small laugh and clarified, “You can go talk to him if you want, but just be careful. You never know what he's capable of.”

Retaw thought this over, then nodded. “You don't have to worry about me, Martin, I think I can handle this,” he smiled. He comically puffed up his chest and confidently walked out of the apartment as Chris and Jonny watched him, both holding in their laughter.

When Retaw finally left, they released bursts of laughter, and Chris said, “Oh, they grow up so fast.”

As confident as he was, Retaw was not nearly as successful at first as he thought he might be. He knocked on Guy's door, but there was absolutely no answer. However, the door had been cracked open, so when he knocked it flew back the rest of the way. Retaw had half-expected Guy to be sitting in the middle of the front room, but he saw no such thing. Instead, there was a rather large box sitting in the middle of his living room, which Retaw estimated to be the size of a refrigerator. The box was turned so that one side of it was completely exposed to the open door, and a small portion of the side next to it was showing. Retaw could have sworn that he saw urgent-looking letters on the side, but before he could examine it further, Guy swooped in front of him.

“Can I help you?” he asked in a freakishly high-pitched voice. His eyes were wide and kinda bloodshot, and his hair was ruffled. Retaw could see exactly why Chris was afraid of him, but he bravely remained in his spot.

“Hello, Guy. I don't know if you remember, but I'm Walter-”

“I know who you are,” Guy spat. “You're that bald guy who lives next door.”

“Yes, I live with Chris and Jonny. They're very nice people, you know, since they're letting me stay there.”

Guy narrowed his eyes at Retaw and in a low voice kept repeating, “Chris and Jonny.”

“Yes, Chris and Jonny,” Retaw replied. He smiled at Guy, which seemed to freak out the dark-haired man. “Don't you think they're nice?”

“No, they steal my mail!” Guy shrieked. Retaw was a bit taken aback by this, and so for a few moments he remained silent.

“I-I don't think they do. Are you certain?”

“I've seen them,” Guy whispered, suspiciously looking around. “They think I don't know, but I know.” Guy leaned closer to Retaw and began to laugh. “I know.”

“Oh,” Retaw replied, at a loss for words. “Uh... I can talk to them about it, if you like. I'll tell them to stop.”

Guy's face lit up, and he brightly said, “Would you? That would be... awesome!” He smiled at Retaw, then without warning hugged him. “Thank you!”

“You're welcome,” Retaw said, lightly patting Guy's back. “Can I ask you something?”

“Sure! What do you want to ask me?”

“What's that box?” Guy stopped hugging Retaw, and as he pulled back his face went blank.

“It's nothing,” he muttered. Retaw thought he might start to flip out, but he remained surprisingly calm. “Um, I have to go now,” he said, and he sounded as though he was almost in tears. “Bye.”

He slowly backed up and closed the door, leaving Retaw rather stunned. It was what he figured would be the weirdest conversation he would ever have with anyone, and as he walked back to Chris and Jonny's apartment, he began to wonder whether or not he should even tell that what had happened. He thought he should especially not mention the box, because as crazy as it sounded, that box looked way too familiar.

-

Chris gasped. It was sudden, loud, and it almost made Jonny spill orange juice down the front of his shirt.

“What?” Jonny asked after he managed to not choke to death.

“Do you realise what tomorrow is?” Chris leaned over the table and raised his eyebrows. “Do you?”

Jonny stared questioningly at him for a few moments, before it hit him. He gasped almost as loudly as Chris had. “Oh my God!”

“I know, right? Time flies by so quickly.” Chris sat back and stared into space for a few moments, then stood up and carried his empty plate to the sink.

“I'm so glad you didn't remember, either,” Jonny said, shaking his head in disbelief.

“That is a good thing...” Chris dropped the plate into the sink, turned around, and added, “Actually, if neither of us could remember, that's probably bad.”

“Nah, we've only been married for year, it's not that important,” Jonny sarcastically replied. “How could we forget that?”

Chris replied, “There have been more important things going on, I suppose.”

“Right, like making sure we have food to put on the table,” Jonny quietly said. Chris silently nodded and sat back down. Jonny looked up at him with sad brilliantly green eyes. “I guess we can't really do much to celebrate, huh?”

“I wouldn't say that, Jonny,” Chris sneakily laughed and winked. “And don't be so hard on yourself, you'll find another job soon enough.”

“How are you so peppy all the time?” Jonny asked, resting his elbow on the table and using his arm to prop up his chin. Chris tilted his head back and thought for a while.

“That's a good question. Um... I don't know, one of us has to be.” Chris quickly shrugged, and proceeded to take a drink from the glass of juice that Jonny nearly killed himself with.

“I guess that's one way of looking at it.” Jonny sat for a few moments, staring at Chris. He had to think of something wonderfully amazing to do for their anniversary. After all, absolutely nothing mattered as much to Jonny as Chris did. “Hey, where's Walter?”

Chris took a deep breath. “That is a very good question. I feel like one of us should know the answer, but I certainly have no clue.”

“Maybe he's still sleeping?”

“That's definitely a possibility, though when I went past his room earlier, it was empty.” Chris tapped his fingers on the table, trying to think of where Retaw could be. “Oh, well. I'm sure he's doing all right, wherever he is.”

Retaw was doing more than all right, actually. He was feeling positively splendid. After he woke up, he decided to take a walk around the block. Once he'd finished the first lap, he found himself wanting to walk even more. He ended up walking around the same path nearly twenty times before he even thought about it. Eventually he realised that quite some time had passed since he'd left the apartment, and that Chris and Jonny were probably wondering where he'd gone to.

He slowly made his way back to the building, hoping that Chris and Jonny weren't worried about him. When he reached the bottom of the stairs leading up to the apartment, he noticed something odd. Someone was curled up in the corner by the door, wrapped up in a giant, black blanket. The dark hair peeking through at the top told Retaw that it was probably Guy. Why he was sitting there like that was anybody's guess, but Retaw decided not to bother him.

“I'm guessing that's him,” Chris said to Jonny as the sound of the door closing rang through the apartment. Sure enough, Retaw's tall figure soon walked through the doorway and into the kitchen.

“Hello, Martin. Jonathan,” he said to them as he nonchalantly walked over to the fridge. Pulling out a water bottle from the top shelf, he continued, “How are you two this morning?”

“Um, I'm doing OK,” Chris answered.

“Where were you?” Jonny asked. Retaw quickly took a sip from the water bottle, then joined Chris and Jonny at the table.

“I went for a walk,” he replied. “Actually, I went for quite a few walks.”

“Oh,” Jonny plainly said. “Did you have fun?”

“Oh, yes!” Retaw said, a huge grin spreading across his face as his eyes lit up. “I really enjoyed walking around. This is a very nice neighborhood.”

“Nice, really?” Jonny laughed. “Maybe we should go for another walk later, and you can show me what's nice about it.”

Retaw gave Jonny a rather confused look, and Chris cleared his throat. “Jon,” he said, quietly and in a very serious manner. Jonny looked up at Chris, frightened for a few seconds, because Chris never called him Jon unless there was something wrong. Then he noticed Chris was clutching his arm, and Jonny realised what he meant.

“Sorry.” He tried to continue his conversation with Retaw, but his mind seemed to be elsewhere now. “Uh... Yeah, it's... well, this place could be better.”

“What happened?” Retaw asked, despite his thoughts that he wouldn't receive a straight answer. He was right; Chris and Jonny tried to tip-toe around the question, and had somehow successfully managed to steer the conversation in the direction of chickens dancing to songs with Spanish titles on rooftops in winter. Even though he had been present and paying attention the whole time, Retaw didn't understand how they had done so, but he figured it was probably Chris's doing. After all, that man was all over the place.

After Chris and Jonny had finished their lively discussion, the three headed out to the living room to watch TV. Retaw insisted they watch iCarly, but the other two had had enough of it. There are only so many times you can watch teenagers battle their trivial problems. Plus, it's always the same exact episode playing.

Instead, Chris stole the remote and forced Retaw and Jonny to watch Montel. And then The Price is Right. And then The Young and the Restless.

And then Jonny held Chris down while Retaw quickly grabbed the remote and changed the channel.

For the rest of the afternoon, up until it was time for Chris to leave for work, they watched some cop movie that was on. No one was sure what it was called, but it was pretty intense, and the main actor seemed to do a fantastic job. The supporting actors did, too, of course.

When Chris left, Jonny and Retaw were left sitting around quietly, trying to think of what to do. The silence was almost painfully awkward, and it took nearly ten minutes for either of them to speak up.

“So...” Jonny unhelpfully began.

“Oh!” Retaw exclaimed, suddenly hit with an idea. “Did you want to go for a walk?”

“Uh, sure,” Jonny shrugged. “Why not?”

The sun was beginning to set, and since it was a fall day, it was rather chilly out. Jonny and Retaw both sported nice, black jackets as they strolled around, which kept them cozy and warm.

“Will you tell me what happened?” Jonny looked questioningly at Retaw. “Earlier, I asked you what happened, but you guys just started talking about chickens. Am I not allowed to know?”

Jonny lowered his head and watched his feet move across the sidewalk. “Chris doesn't like to talk about it. Which is completely understandable. It's something that happened a few years ago... before we even met you.” Jonny looked up at Retaw again, as a realization shone through his eyes. “Wow, a lot's happened since then... but it's still a sensitive subject, you know? If Chris wants to tell you, he'll tell you.”

Retaw nodded and accepted the explanation, and the two began to turn the corner. As they did so, however, another body came walking towards them. The other body collided with Retaw, sending them both to the ground. Retaw quickly reassembled himself, and looked around for the other body.

“Oh, I'm so sorry!” a silky voice said. Retaw soon found the origin of the voice, and was surprised by what he saw. The other body appeared to be a woman with pin-straight, dark brown hair.

-

“It's quite all right,” Retaw absentmindedly said to the mysterious woman. She pushed back some of her hair, and Retaw could see that she had the most beautiful hazel eyes, over which her eyebrows curved perfectly. Her nose came to a rounded point just above her thin, pink lips. She looked back at Retaw for a few moments before a realizing smile formed.

“Hey, aren't you the guy I talked to in the mall last week?” she asked.

“Um, yes,” Retaw replied, still hypnotized by the woman. She fully smiled at him and held out her hand.

“I'm Logella. Sorry that I didn't get the chance to introduce myself before... I just wasn't really feeling like myself that day.” Retaw gently shook her hand, and as their skin touched a weird sort of spark was in the air.

“Walter,” he said in as manly as way as he could muster. “It's nice to meet you... Logella.”

“It's quite a name, isn't it?” she laughed as she noticed Retaw's odd facial expression. “I guess my parents were bored when they named me.”

“It's interesting, certainly. Not bad, though,” Retaw genuinely said. She continued to smile at him, and her eyes wandered to Jonny.

“You are not the same person I saw in the mall last week,” she stated matter-of-factly, pointing her finger at Jonny. “The other guy had a huge mass of hair.”

Jonny casually shoved his hands in his jacket pockets and chuckled, “Yeah, that would be Chris. He's my husband, actually. I'm Jonny.”

“Aw, that's sweet!” she exclaimed, slightly tilting her head to one side. “How long have you been married?”

“A year, tomorrow.”

“Oh, wow, happy anniversary to you! I wish you all the happiness in the world,” she smiled.

“Thank you,” Jonny quietly replied, thoughts of potential gifts for Chris filling his mind again. He still had to think of the perfect thing. Meanwhile, Logella turned her bubbly self back to Retaw.

“Walter,” she began, pensively stroking her chin. “I feel like we should be great friends. Maybe we'll run into each other again! Of course, not literally, like this time. That kinda hurt. But, I live only a few minutes from here... do you live here?”

“Yeah, actually, we live in that building right down there.” Retaw pointed to a few buildings down from where they were standing, and Logella turned her beautiful hazel eyes to see.

“Oh! So, then we shall be seeing a lot of each other, hopefully.”

“That would be nice,” Retaw said with the most sincerity he had ever used. Logella noticed it, and was temporarily frozen as she stared admiringly at him. After a few moments she shook herself back to reality.

“Jonny, it was nice to meet you,” she smiled to Jonny.

“Nice to meet you, too.”

Logella took one last look at Retaw, then waved and chirped, “See you guys around, then!” before walking away.

Retaw and Jonny returned to the apartment in silence. Jonny was strenuously pondering his gift, and Retaw was too busy recounting previous events and smiling to himself. It was only once they were both sitting down on the sofa that either of them paid any attention to the other. They simultaneously looked at each other, Jonny's eyes idea-less and Retaw's smile as wide as ever.

“You like that woman, don't you?” Jonny blatantly said. Retaw cluelessly kept his smile on. Slowly, though, the smile began to fade, leaving only a surprised Retaw behind.

“Oh... I suppose I do,” he said. “And she's a human. This is... odd...” After a few contemplative moments, Retaw smiled again, and to answer Jonny's questioning face he said,“But I like it. I like her.”

“Cool. It's nice to like someone.” Jonny looked away from Retaw and around the room. He seemed to zone out, adding, “It's great to love someone.”

“Jonathan, you've known Martin for a lot longer than I have. You should know that he won't care what you get him, because he already has what he wants. Anything else could be nice to have, but it's all just trivial and useless without you. And that's what you should be celebrating, anyway, is each other. That's what weddings are, I don't see why anniversaries wouldn't be the same.”

“You know what? I think you're right. I still want to give him something, though...” Jonny searched around for an idea, and he found one laying on the table by the door. There was a small notepad that they would use to jot down small things, some of which were important and some of which were not. Jonny stood up and walked over to it, saying, “I'm gonna write him a poem.”

“I think that is something he would definitely like,” Retaw said as Jonny sat back down with the pad and a pen in his hands. He stared at the blank page for a few seconds, tapping the pen on it's surface.

“I'm rubbish at writing poems, though.”

Retaw shrugged, “Give it your best. He won't hate it if you try.”

Jonny nodded and began to write. He had several lines down before he decided that it was all bad, and started over on a fresh page. He wasn't the best at expressing his feelings, and he certainly had no rhyming skills whatsoever- both were Chris's area of expertise, actually- but he really did try.

Jonny worked on that poem for as long as his brain would allow, even staying in the living room long after Retaw had yawned his head off and left for bed. As Chris had left for work hours ago, he had at one point made it to the store, and had then begun to work. Naturally, he had been continuing his work ever since. So, there he was, just about to stock a box of spaghetti, when suddenly a voice called to him.

“Chris, can I speak with you for a minute?” Chris looked up to see the manager, who was standing about a foot away from him. He placed the box he was holding on the shelf, then turned.

“Uh, yeah, sure.” Chris followed the man to the end of the aisle, where they both stopped. After a moment of silence, Chris asked, “What's up?”

The manager nervously wrung his hands. He was struggling to come up with the right words, and he decided to take a detour with small talk. “How's life at home? You guys doing OK?”

“It's not bad,” Chris replied, absentmindedly pushing a few of his curls behind his ear. “Jonny lost his job a few weeks ago.”

“He did?” the manager cut in.

“Yeah, unfortunately.”

“Shit,” he muttered. Chris looked at him questioningly for a few seconds before he realised what the manager wanted to say.

“Are you serious?” he whined, tightening his eyes shut and brushing a hand over his face.

“I'm sorry, Chris. I really, truly am sorry. You know, hard economic times, the store's just not doing so well... If it was up to me, I'd actually get rid of everyone except you. You're one of the best, if not the best.” The manager sighed, “But it's not up to me.”

“Oh, man...” Chris's eyes were now glassy, and his face was pale and sad.

The manager simply looked at Chris and groaned before saying, “Being professional for a moment... finish up your shift, clock out and hand in your uniform... please.” He took a step forward and placed a friendly hand on Chris's shoulder. “I'm so sorry.” Chris watched as he walked away, then slugged his own way over to his nearly empty pallet, and began to once more- and for the last time- destroy his soul with groceries.

When he arrived home that night, Jonny was sleeping, as usual. Chris quietly laid down beside him, thinking about everything that had happened and everything that would happen to them. He wanted to be brave, wanted to be able to say that they'd get through just fine, but he couldn't do it. Watching Jonny sleep beautifully was more than he could handle, and his bravery was completely knocked down as tears fell onto his pillow. The few tears soon turned to many, and he was sobbing heavily within moments. Jonny stirred a bit, and Chris hoped that he wouldn't wake up, but he couldn't control the sobbing.

“Chris, what's wrong?” Jonny hoarsely asked. Chris gasped for air and tried to calm himself.

“D-d-d-don't worry ab-about it, Jonny, OK?” he said, sniffing and hiccuping along the way. “Just go back to sleep, we'll talk in the morning.” Jonny, not being an idiot, could tell that Chris was extremely upset, but he didn't want to agitate him, so he didn't press any further. Instead, he scooted over and wrapped his arms around Chris, allowing Chris's wet cheek to rest on his shoulder. Jonny closed his eyes and eventually drifted back into unconsciousness, but not a minute before Chris had cried himself to sleep.

-

“What are we gonna do?” Chris whispered to Jonny. It was morning, but they were still lying in bed, Chris wrapped up in Jonny's arms. Jonny was deep in thought, trying to wrap his head around the news Chris had just delivered.

“What can we do?” he finally replied. “I mean, until either one of us finds another job... we're fucked.”

Chris quietly whimpered, sad and pained. “We barely have enough to make it through the end of this week, let alone-” He was cut short by the interruption of sudden tears, which he tried to smother by pressing his face against Jonny's chest.

“No, Chris, please don't... don't cry, don't stress out, please? It's not good for you, and I hate to see you like this.”

“I know, and I hate being like this, but I can't help it.” Chris picked his head up and looked at Jonny with teary eyes, searching for hope. “Jonny, remember how when you lost your job, I said everything would work out?”

“Yeah.”

“Do you think everything will work out?” Jonny thought for a few moments, gently stroking Chris's hair. Finally, he lowered his head to Chris's and halfheartedly smiled.

“It has to, right? Things can't always be bad... One day we'll wake up and find that we're OK.” He expected to see relief in Chris's expression, but nothing changed.

“Can you promise me something?” Chris asked. Jonny brought his hand to Chris's cheek and lightly brushed the skin.

“What?”

“Promise you'll tell me that every day until it happens.” Chris's eyes were still searching for the hope they had not yet found. “Because I want to believe it, I really do.”

“OK, I promise,” Jonny immediately said, not pausing for even a second.

Then, nasally and dripping with sadness, Chris said, “Happy anniversary, by the way.” Jonny smiled and quickly kissed him, but Chris didn't want to let go. He eagerly took Jonny's lips with his own and held on for as long as he could manage. He became more and more aggressive, until he found himself hovering above Jonny, burying his face in Jonny's neck. Jonny loved every minute of it, though, and he held on to Chris's back as they feverishly kissed. Chris sat back for a moment, peeling off his shirt, then froze.

He slowly backed off Jonny, and got out of the bed. He walked out of the room, towards the direction of Retaw's room. Jonny sat back and watched curiously, and a minute later Chris walked by again, passing right by the room. Another minute later, he was back for good, and he closed the door behind him and threw his wadded-up shirt on the floor. He crawled back to where Jonny was sitting, and smiled.

“Walter's gone, apparently, so it looks like we've got the place to ourselves,” he said, stroking Jonny's arm with one finger. When he spoke, there was this glimmer in his eye that drove Jonny absolutely crazy.

“Oh, yeah?” Jonny seductively replied, raising one eyebrow. Chris slowly nodded, then leaned in to catch Jonny's lips. Jonny welcomed this action, and he involuntarily let out a deep moan as Chris's hand traveled down past the elastic band of his pajama pants.

Just outside the apartment building, Retaw was sitting quietly on the steps. It was already a lovely day outside, very sunny and warm. There was hardly a cloud in the bright blue sky. Still, he longed for something else.

He had come to rest on the steps in hopes of seeing Logella. It was a long shot, he knew, but she did say that she only lived a few minutes away. Maybe she'd be out shopping or something. Even after watching dozens of people walk by, even after staring at the sidewalk's occupants for four hours- he'd been too eager to sleep, and had been sitting outside since 6:00 A.M.- he still persisted. Every now and then a passerby would give him a funny look, but he would just shrug it off. It's not like he was doing anything illegal, anyway, he was just sitting.

He was utterly surprised, of course, when suddenly he heard his name being called out. He looked up and to the left to see a dark-haired woman walking towards him, a bright yellow sun dress sticking neatly to her figure.

“Hi, Walter!” she exclaimed as she stopped in front of him. Retaw gentlemanly stood up and bowed to her, which made her giggle. She had the softest, sweetest laugh, the kind that could probably give someone diabetes if they weren't careful. “You don't have to bow, I'm not the Queen. Geez!”

As soon as Retaw straightened up again, Logella walked into him and squeezed her arms around his torso. It was very strange; not only was it the first hug Retaw had ever gotten as a human, but there was also this really fuzzy feeling in his stomach. When Logella took her arms back, the spots she'd been burned with the echo of her touch. She blinked her hazel eyes at Retaw, waiting for him to speak.

“So, what's up with you today?” she asked after she realized Retaw wasn't going to say anything.

“Um, nothing really.” Retaw awkwardly stared at the ground, trying not to show how strangely happy he felt. Luckily, Logella didn't seem to notice anything about his behavior.

“Yeah, pretty much the same here. Well, actually, I'm going to this thing tonight...” Logella nervously ran a hand through her long, dark hair. “Do you like art?”

“Art? I suppose,” Retaw replied.

“Would you like to come with me to an exhibit tonight? It'll be pretty boring, but maybe not so much if you're there.” Retaw looked up at Logella, finally understanding what she meant. Her eyes were watching him with hope, and when he smiled she looked relieved.

“I would love to,” Retaw beamed. Logella clapped her hands together and smiled at him, before reaching into her purse.

“Right, let's see...” She pulled out a purple sheet of paper and handed it to Retaw. “This will tell you all about it, where it is and stuff.”

Retaw grabbed the sheet from Logella and gave it a once-over. Just then, another man was making his way down the apartment building's steps.

“Oh, hey, Walter,” Chris said as he walked off the last step, “Hey...” He stopped and looked hard at Logella, then said, “I don't believe we've met.”

“I'm Logella,” she said, holding out her hand. Chris shook it, and she continued, “You must be Chris. We kinda met in the mall that one day.”

“Oh, right.” Chris turned to Retaw. “Well, I'm just running out to get a paper, do you want anything?”

“Uh, no, thank you,” Retaw answered, then narrowed his eyes at Chris. “What's up with your hair?”

Chris's eyes went wide, and his hand immediately reached to fix his hair, which he only just realized must have been all over the place. “Uh... I just, you know, just woke up.” Logella started to laugh, and Chris looked at her with embarrassment. “Well, I did!” She didn't stop laughing, though, so Chris just huffed and walked away.

“Why are you laughing?” Retaw sincerely asked. Logella began to settle down, but she kept her bright smile on.

“You're not like anyone I've ever met before, Walter, you know that?”

“What do you mean?” Retaw was beginning to worry now. Logella was staring at him with some sort of emotion he couldn't identify. Was there any possible way for her to know his secret?

“I don't know... you're just... different. It's not bad, though,” she reassuringly smiled. “It's good to be different.” Retaw and Logella stared at each other for a minute, and Retaw had the strong urge to kiss her, but he didn't dare. He was worried that it might be too inappropriate, or that she wouldn't want him to. Then, after a minute of silence, Logella said, “Well, I should probably get going, then. But I'll see you tonight, yeah?”

“Definitely,” Retaw said. His heart fluttered as Logella waved goodbye to him, then began to walk to wherever her next destination was.

He thought about her words, It's good to be different. He'd never met anyone like her before, either. She had this magnetic and bright personality that Retaw just couldn't stop thinking about. She seemed to rather like him, too, which only made his crazy heartbeat worse. Then he realized he'd basically been asked out on a date. He started to panic a little, totally unprepared, but as he sat down on the steps to give his shaking knees a break, he remembered what great friends he had. Chris and Jonny were experts at this sort of thing, surely they'd be able to give him some help. After all, they certainly did a good job teaching him to be human; a job like this would be a snap.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Lecturer

Life is a mystery. You never know what's coming until it's here. Then, once it happens, the best you can hope for is that it shapes you as person. After all, we're only the products of what's been thrown at us.

I like to think that this is what shaped me as a person. This seemingly insignificant event that happened quite some time ago (so long ago, in fact, that I'm surprised I can remember it) is what made me who I am today.

When I started school, I was just another hyperactive five-year-old boy. Loved recess, loved snack time. Hated everything else. Except for music class. Even back then, I knew what my calling was. Then I met another boy. He was quiet, reserved, and something seemed to pull us together. We formed this bond that no one else could understand. We spent every day together, playing all the little kid games that are prevalent throughout youth.

One day, we were at his house, playing some sort of video game, if I recall correctly. We were older now, fifteen or so. It was about the time that I told my parents I didn't want to become a banker, or anything like that. My passion was music. We were playing, but I was losing horribly. He was so much better than I ever could hope to be. It was all right, though, because I was a much better singer than he could ever hope to be.

I turned to him after one of the games, and noticed a slight twitch in his face. It was pretty subtle, and nothing to really cause any concern. But he looked at me and told me something that I was afraid to hear.

We stopped being friends after that. It was too risky. The only problem was that I hadn't acquired any other friends. I had no need for them. So, I had to go back to school and go through the day by myself. When I came home, I would mull over the day's events by myself. It went on like that for the rest of my high school career.

I still wanted to be a musician, but to please my parents, I went to college. So did he. We never talked, though our dorms where seperated by only one room. Every day I would see him. Every day I would be reminded of how alone I was.

College seemed to me like a place to meet new people. I went expecting to make friends, to find other people who I could rely on. I did no such thing.

Every day I would see him. In the hallways, walking around campus, even in a few of my classes. Every day I would be reminded of what a mistake it was to let him go. There would never be someone who I could trust as implicitly as I trusted him. There would never be someone who I was more comfortable around. But we couldn't be friends. You can't be in love with your best friend.

It was a decision we both agreed on, but it was a decision we both regretted. After five years of not speaking, I lost my self-control. It was nearly one in the morning, but something told me he'd still be awake. I knocked on his door, and he was there within seconds.

We talked for hours about everything and nothing and all the stuff in between. It was the happiest time I'd experienced since we had last talked.

I remember talking about our music careers specifically. I was still trying to make it as a singer, playing little gigs like my sister's birthday party, and he was producing these amazing guitar riffs in his spare time. The words spilled out of my mouth and before I knew it, we formed our own little band. We had to set our feelings aside as best as we could, and we promised to be nothing but friends.

After some time, our band grew two members larger. We were gaining some popularity around the campus, too. We even managed to play a few live shows at the local cafe. Things were going great.

The other two didn't know about our history. There was no reason to tell anyone that we were harboring deep feelings of affection for one another. After all, it would probably make things even more awkward between us.

See, it's basically impossible to forget that you're in love. Everything reminds you of it, from the way the person says 'Hello!' and smiles at you to the way the person laughs at your jokes. It's even harder when the other person is in love with you as well. And being best friends... I think you get it. It's awkward to the point that you just want to end all contact with the person. It's also awkward to the point that you just want to climb on top of the roof of your dorm building and scream at the top of your lungs that you love him. You love your best friend more than anyone will understand. You don't do either, because he is your best friend, and you want it to stay that way, but you can't be in love with your best friend.

And this is just one example of the hardships we all face. The hardships that test us and push us to our limit until we break down and cry. Or, maybe we push through and come out of it stronger than we were before. We can deny ourselves that happiness we want because we know it would complicate things to a horrendous amount, and that will become part of who we are. Or, we can give in to temptation and forget about what anyone else thinks, and that becomes part of who we are.We're all made up of what life throws at us. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. But it's all us.

Friday, November 27, 2009

A Borderline Confession- Discreet Emotions For Guitar Hero Jonnyboy



An easy task. By the end of the day, write a song. Choose some simple rhymes, throw in some cheesy cliches, and bam! Done. Easy, right?

Figures, I can't bring myself to do it. Gunning to the finish line wont create the music that I can actually feel, that is actually part of me. Honestly, even taking hours wouldn't do that.

If only I could get your image out of my head. Just for a minute. Kept it to myself all these years, my true feelings for you.

Love... I love you. My heart races when you're near. No one makes me feel like you do. Of course, I can't tell you. Perhaps one day, but not now.

Quick, I've got to get this song finished!

Really, you are the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Sometimes I imagine what we'd be like together. There was even a time when I almost told you. Unfortunately, I'm not brave enough. Very unfortunate. Whatever does happen, though, I'll always love you.

XIth century writers must have had this problem, too, huh? Young, handsome friends of theirs distracting them from their work.

ZOINKS, I've got to freaking finish this song!!

Anyway... I love you, Jonny! Bye now. 'Cause, you know, I have to write this song. Don't, uh, don't fall in love with anyone else, please. Even if she's hotter than me. Freaking heck, it's already 11! Gotta go.

Hugs and kisses!
If only.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Trouble (Finished)

CHRIS needs to tell Jonny something, but what Jonny has to say to him is much more troubling.
It's a slash fic!

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For the first time in his life, Chris was dressed in a decent outfit, one that didn't make him look like he was homeless. A navy blue button-up shirt, perhaps the only one he'd ever owned, was clinging to his torso while his favorite pinstriped pants ran the length of his strong legs. He'd left his trainers and cap at home, exchanging them for black dress shoes and a black dress hat, which he had tilted slightly to the left, to match. The sleeves of the button-up were rolled halfway up his forearms, and he kept nervously messing with the skin they left exposed. He sat patiently- as patiently as he could, at least- outside of the three-story apartment building and under the poor illumination of the streetlights. A shadowed figure walked down the sidewalk. Just the figure Chris needed to see.

He remained seated, though, wondering if Jonny would even notice he was there. It was a test of sorts, because if Jonny didn't see him, then it probably spoke wonders of their relationship. The shadow moved closer until the poor illumination splashed over it and Jonny came out of the dark.

"Chris," Jonny said without any prior greeting. Chris looked up with his nervous eyes and was relieved for one tiny second, before the anxiety flooded back. "We need to talk."

"Yeah, I actually have something to tell you," Chris began, before Jonny grabbed his wrist and pulled him up.

"It might sound a bit selfish, but I think what I need to say is more important right now." Chris looked into Jonny's eyes and could see the seriousness behind the pale green. It worried him a little. "Come on, we can't talk here."

Jonny raced off in the direction opposite of where he had entered, and Chris followed as quickly as he could before the darkness swallowed them both. Chris could barely make out the outline of the other man, but managed to stay with him for several blocks. Once they were a safe distance away from the poorly illuminated sidewalk, Jonny stopped and spoke to Chris in a hushed voice.

"When I was out earlier... I ran into someone," he said, glancing around the darkness in a bit of a panic. Chris watch him sharply, pained to see Jonny in such a state, knowing that at that particular moment he couldn't help. Not until he knew what was going on, at least. "Someone I don't know, right, but he was a scary-looking guy right off the bat."

"What happened?" Chris asked, intent on using his reliability as the only form of help he could offer.

"He... I don't really know how to put it..." While Jonny searched for the words, a sickened feeling rose in Chris's stomach. There were a million ways for Jonny to end that sentence, and judging by the quiet voice and hurried tone, none of them were good. "He offered me a job."

"A job?" Chris dumbly repeated.

"I didn't take it, don't worry. Mostly because of what the job was." Jonny raised his hand to his mouth and bit down on his fingernail.

"What job was it?"

"An, uh..." Jonny chewed his nail a bit longer, then looked at Chris with fleeting eyes. "An assassin."

The words hit Chris, but they left almost no impression. "Assassin?" he asked, quite confused. Why would anyone hire Jonny as an assassin?

"That's what I thought, too," Jonny said. Then he hesitated, sighed deeply and continued, "It gets worse."

"How?" Chris asked, though he didn't really want to know the answer.

"I was asked to kill you." This time the words left a much deeper impression. A crater, almost.

"What?" was all that his jumbled brain could come up with as a response. This was nowhere near the way he expected the night to go. His eyes widened as he searched through the dark for Jonny's face. It had to be a joke, seriously. There was no way someone would even think to hire such a sweet and kind man as Jonny to be an assassin. And to kill him? It had to be a joke.

Jonny moved closer to Chris so that each could see the other's face. There was no hint of drollness in Jonny's expression, which led Chris to believe that he wasn't lying. Jonny painfully looked over Chris's face, and twisted his mouth in agony.

"I wish I wasn't telling you the truth. I wish that none of it had happened, but it did," he said apologetically. "Someone's out to get you, Chris."

"How do you know that guy was serious?" Chris asked. He was in so much denial. Sure, he could be a huge pain in the ass at times, but not enough to be wanted dead. And there didn't seem to be any other fitting explanation. He never hurt anyone. He never even tried to hurt anyone.

Jonny uncomfortably scratched the back of his neck, and said, "When someone asks you to kill someone else, and waves a hundred grand in your face, they're probably serious." Chris stared at the ground, frantically trying to comprehend this new information, and Jonny felt bad. "Come on, let's go back to my place. I'll make you some tea."

Chris wasn't going to move voluntarily anytime soon, so Jonny grabbed his arm and dragged him down the street, and Chris nearly forgot how much he liked when Jonny touched him. Then he remembered that he needed to speak with Jonny, but the words would not come out of his mouth, so they walked back to Jonny's apartment in silence.

Once inside, Jonny dropped Chris onto the couch and went to prepare a kettle. Chris could just barely grasp what had happened, but slowly he stopped caring, as he'd gone back to fussing over what he wanted to tell Jonny. When Jonny returned carrying two steaming cups of tea, Chris swallowed hard and his nervousness caused his hand to start shaking. He tried to hide it, though, and took the cup from Jonny with his other hand. The hot liquid slid down his throat and hit his stomach, but it didn't do much good.

"Why are you dressed up?" Jonny suddenly asked from his position in a chair five feet away from the couch. Chris's brain failed him once more, and he just stared blankly at Jonny. "I mean, you look good, it's just a little... out-of-character."

Chris felt his heart skip a beat at 'you look good,' and he soon had no control over his shaking hand. He took another sip of his tea, trying to coat his dry mouth so he'd be able to speak at least a few words.

"I... wanted to look nice," he finally said. "I thought this was the way to do it."

"Oh. Job well done, then." Jonny took a sip of his own drink, so he didn't notice Chris gasping amorously. He swished the tea around in his mouth, gulped, then said, "You wanted to talk to me."

"Yeah," Chris hopelessly said. "I came over here to tell you something."

"What was it?"

"It's not important," Chris dismissed, bowing his head down. He desperately wished for his hand to stop trembling, and for everything in life to be much simpler.

"Obviously it is, seeing as you waited outside for me." Chris knew he should look up, knew he should tell Jonny what he wanted- what he needed to say, but he had lost any sliver of courage he had before.

"It's not important anymore," he lied. He was still facing down, but he could feel Jonny's gaze piercing through his skin. Jonny was a good man, though, and didn't press on for answers.

"I'm sorry I ruined your night," Jonny said, and his sincerity cause Chris to look up.

"Jonny, you could never ruin anything for me," Chris said, and he knew that was as close as he would get to telling Jonny. For now, anyway.

"Oh." Jonny started laughing, which caught Chris by surprise at first. "Then I take back my apology."

Chris laughed along, which calmed him a little. Once the laughter was gone, though, a silence hung over the room. Chris fidgeted with his cup, and Jonny watched him, thinking and formulating.

"Maybe you should stay here tonight... if you don't mind," he added, and moved his seat closer to Chris. "Like, I know you're probably safe, but if something did happen-"

"I don't mind," Chris instantly replied, happy that the night was now going his way, even if Jonny meant it only platonically.

"OK," Jonny said, and Chris thought he saw a flicker of a smile, which sent his heart racing. "The guest room isn't really all that clean right now, but the bed is fine."

"Works for me." Chris stared into his now empty cup, blinked a few times, then looked back up at Jonny. "Um, I'm actually pretty tired now, so..."

"Right, I'll just get things set up and you can go sleep," Jonny said.

"Thank you, Jonny." Jonny nodded, then went off to fix up the room, leaving Chris alone with his thoughts. There were so many perfect moments for him to get everything off his chest, but it was just too hard to be brave. It also didn't help that whenever Jonny would smile or laugh or look at him with those stunning eyes, Chris would forget about everything else.

Eventually, Jonny came back, and he led Chris down the tiny hallway to the bedroom at the end. It was indeed a messy room, with piles of paper stacked up to about Chris's waist spread throughout, and bunches of boxes to go along with them. The bed looked inviting, though, and Chris gladly collapsed on top of it's oh so slightly wrinkled sheets, throwing his hat carelessly off the side of the bed and kicking his shoes to the floor, as Jonny shut off the light and closed the door.

-

Chris slept through most of the night, but when he woke up and stared around the dark room, all the events of that night rushed back into his mind. He had come to spill his feelings to Jonny, and instead was told that his life was at risk. It was certainly not what he wanted.

He tossed in the bed a few times, the blankets stubbornly clinging to his body and twisting with every movement he made. He tried to get back to sleep, but for some reason he couldn't, possibly because he had this song stuck in his head that would not go away, or possibly because he couldn't stop thinking about Jonny, sleeping soundly in the other room, and how he longed to let him know how he felt. Even if the feeling wasn't mutual, he still would like to admit it.

When morning came, Chris realized that he had at some point managed to fall asleep again, and he also noticed the huge amount of bright sunlight that white curtains let into the room. It was almost blinding. Chris stumbled out of bed and into the other room, not bothering to pick up his hat or shoes.

Jonny's door was closed, and Chris figured he was still asleep. He walked into the living room, however, and found that not only was Jonny already awake, he'd prepared some sort of breakfast and seemed to have finished his share.

"Help yourself," Jonny said, skipping the greetings altogether. "I made plenty."

"Uh, thanks." Chris tiredly rubbed his hand across his eyes and took a seat. The food smelled delicious; chocolate-chip pancakes soaked in maple syrup and buttered toast. Chris dug in, and Jonny wearily watched him.

"Should I call the police?" Jonny asked. "I didn't even think about that last night."

"I don't know, maybe," Chris shrugged, stuffing his face full of pancake. "Did you make these from scratch or something?"

"Yeah," Jonny shyly said. "But, I just thought that the police might want to know."

"They might," Chris agreed, though quite blasé. "You seriously made these yourself?"

"Why, are they bad?" Chris shook his head, and Jonny sighed in relief. "Oh, good. Anyway, maybe there's something they could do to help keep you protected or something. So no one... kills you."

Chris stopped eating, placed his plate on the table in front of him, and looked up at Jonny. "Tell them," he quietly said.

Jonny nodded, and said, "I'll be right back," before disappearing into the other room. Chris sat back in his seat and waited. He could hear the faint sound of Jonny speaking on the phone. It was odd to think that such a thing could happen to him. The idea that someone would want to kill him made him realize that he wasn't going to live forever. One day, he would die, whether or not it was murder. And maybe he'd die without ever telling Jonny how he felt, or maybe his feelings would have dissipated by then.

Several minutes later, Jonny returned, but rather than sitting back down, he walked towards the door and grabbed his keys and jacket.

"They want to talk to me down at the station," he said, turning around. "You can come with, or you're welcome to stay here, if you like."

"It would be better for me to go, right?" Chris asked. "Since I'm the one they're after."

"Probably." Chris stood up, started to walk away, then momentarily stopped, held up a finger to tell Jonny to wait, and went back to walking away. He came back out wearing his hat and shoes, and was out the door quicker than Jonny could open it.

-

"They're doing what?" Guy asked, bewildered. He and Will were sat down on Jonny's couch, though the two men were accompanied by Jonny and Chris, who were seated in chairs beside the coffee table.

"Bringing in a psychic," Jonny said, with little confidence. "It sounded a little odd to me, too, but apparently that's the way they've decided to handle this."

"Do they think it's a joke?" Guy spat. "Our friend's life is in danger, and they want a psychic to stop it? How does that even work?"

Jonny shrugged, feeling a little helpless since he was not so learned in the subject, and Guy seemed really intent on getting answers. "I really don't know, but I think they do. I hope they do," he added.

"I have to wear a vest, too," Chris said, with an emotionless tone. "Bullet-proof." Guy's expression changed from outraged to interested.

"Are you wearing it now?" Chris silently nodded. "That's pretty cool."

"It's kinda uncomfortable," Chris replied, and the conversation ended there. After a few moments of awkward silence, Jonny clapped his hands together.

"Right, we're supposed to meet with her today," he said, "Actually, I think she might be here in a few min-"

Just then, there was a knock on the door. Each man looked over, and Jonny stood up to answer it, while Guy said, "Hey, maybe you're the psychic."

When Jonny opened the door, he was quite surprised by what he saw. The word 'psychic' had him imagining some old lady, covered in earthy-colored shawls and beads hanging off her neck. The lady before him, however, was not old at all; she couldn't have been a day over thirty. She certainly wasn't wearing shawls, either. She just had on a plain white blouse, a pair of faded light-blue jeans, and some sneakers. She did wear a necklace, but it was only a simple gold chain.

"Hello... Mr. Buckland, I assume? I'm Melinda," she smiled, holding out her hand.

"Yes, I'm Jonny. Nice to meet you," Jonny said, nervously shook her hand, and allowed her inside the apartment. She stood near the door for a while, just observing the room. When her eyes landed on Chris, they widened.

"You are Chris," she said matter-of-factly, then swooped over by his side. She leaned in a little too close for Chris's comfort, and scanned him over. She didn't say anything, though, and soon moved to look at the other men. "My, my. What a handsome group of men. Perfect for some side-plot romance, hmm?"

She knocked her head back and laughed, though no one else seemed to appreciate her humor. Guy just stared at her with what looked like a hint of fear in his eyes, Will was busy maintaining his nails, and Chris was fidgeting in his seat. Jonny was the only one who really paid any attention to her, but her attention had turned back to Chris.

"Ah, but I see someone's heart is already taken." Chris looked up at her and promptly turned a shade of bright red.

"What? Chris!" Guy butted in. "Who??"

"Don't bother him. He'll tell you when the time is ready."

"Aw, what if he dies before he tells us?" Melinda looked at him and made notice of how he was quick to joke with his friend's life. Chris noticed, too, and sickly put his head down.

"Then you were not meant to know," she simply replied.

"So, you're, like, a legit psychic, then?" Jonny spoke up.

"It depends on what you mean," she answered. "I can't predict the future or anything. No one can. But I can see what is there, even though others may not be able to do so."

"You're going to help us."

"Aw, you're really worried about him, aren't you? How sweet." Chris looked up at Jonny, a tiny glint of hope shining in his eyes. "Of course, you are a very sweet man."

"He is," Chris agreed, and he felt that with every day he was getting closer to telling Jonny.

Melinda looked at him with knowing eyes and said, "I'm afraid I must be going now. It was nice to meet you all... Chris, Jonny..." She narrowed her eyes at Guy and Will for a few moments. "Your names are very simple... words, even..."

"He's Guy and I'm Will." Will hadn't even bothered to look up from his nails.

"Hmm, fitting. Well, goodbye, then," she said, and was quickly gone. Jonny watched the door as her figure disappeared, and Chris watched Jonny as his uneasiness grew. Surely, it wasn't obvious that he liked Jonny. Melinda was a psychic, after all, and she said she could see things that others didn't. There was no way anyone else knew. But he was still worried.

"What did she mean, 'fitting'?" Guy asked. "Is it because I'm male? Was she making fun of my name?"

"I don't think she was making fun of your name, I think she was making fun of you," Will said.

"Well, she was making fun of you, too," Guy grumped. The rest of their time in Jonny's apartment was spent hearing Guy go on and on about Melinda, in a way that made it seemed like he both didn't like her and liked her too much. None of the other men could tell which was true, though none of them really cared.

Once Guy, Chris, and Will had left for their respective homes a few hours later, Jonny remained alone in his living room. He threw himself onto the sofa, grabbed the book that was sitting on his coffee table, and began to read. He loved to read, especially science fiction books. He felt it was a nice escape from reality, which was exactly what he needed right now. His worry over Chris was stressful enough, but he had the added weight of not knowing what would happen to him, since he turned the job down and ratted them out- whoever 'they' were.

But his science fiction stories let him get away from all that. They were so far-fetched that nothing in them was remotely close to his life.

-

There were several attempts made on Chris's life over the next few weeks. Whoever had been hired to kill him must have known about the vest, because they seemed to aim for his head, though every shot missed by an eerily off amount. Melinda watched over everything closely, taking in all of the details of every event- where it happened, what time it happened, who else was around. There were small hints at each one of the scenes, all of which pointed to the initials A.Q.F.

"A.Q.F.?" Guy laughed when Melinda told them her suspicions. "What the fuck does that even mean?"

"They're initials, I assume of the assassin who is out to get dear Christopher," she coldly replied. Guy had certainly not made a good first impression on her, and his attitude over the following weeks had not changed her mind whatsoever.

"Dear Christopher?" he scoffed. "You've known him for, what, three weeks? A month? Do you really know that much about him?"

"I think I know more than you do. I also know that while you act as though you think I'm some phony, you're really scared that I'm not. You're afraid that I'll see into you, reveal some deep secret that you've been hiding." Guy nervously swallowed, and said nothing. "Don't worry, I haven't found it... yet."

"You haven't?" Guy apprehensively asked.

"No. There's this sort of... fog around you, it seems. You're very, very mysterious. Must be why all the girls swoon over you." Guy blushed a little, and Melinda just rolled her eyes. "Plus, I'm not in the business of revealing secrets. Otherwise you'd know about Chris."

"Mel," Chris mumbled. "You said you wouldn't talk about that anymore."

"Sorry. There's nothing for you to worry about anyway, Chris. Even if your feelings aren't returned, everything will turn out fine."

"They're not returned?" Chris asked, a rather obvious hint of sadness in his tone.

"I don't know about that," Melinda said, shaking her head. "It's hard to tell. This... person... seems a bit confused to me. And rather oblivious."

"Oh." Melinda sighed and sat down beside Chris.

"Tell him, he's not going to get it on his own," she whispered. "If he likes you back, good. If he doesn't, his loss."

"Easier said than done," Chris whispered back.

"Yeah, spout cliches at me. That'll help." Chris twisted his mouth in frustration, and Melinda said, "Listen, you might not have a lot of time left here. I'm trying to help you as quickly as I can, but I can't guarantee you'll make it. If you die..."

"He'll never know," Chris finished in a hoarse whisper, his mouth consistently increasing in dryness. "I want to tell him, I really do."

"Then tell him." With that, Melinda walked back over to where Guy was seated. "I will find out, you know that right?" she told him. "I always find out."

Guy didn't respond, instead he just stared at her, shooting hatred with his eyes. She glanced around at Chris, Will, and Jonny, then left without saying anything else.

"Guy, why do you have to be such a prick?" Will spat. "Melinda knows what she's doing."

Guy looked at the other men with apologetic eyes, but still remained silent. He stood up, walked over to Chris, said, "I'm sorry, man," then patted his shoulder and exited the room.

"Seriously, what is his problem?" Will asked. Jonny looked to him, and shook his head.

"Leave him alone. This situation is tough, we all have to deal with it in our own way," he told Will.

"Yeah, well, he should learn to deal with it in a way that's a little less insensitive." Then, as he looked over at Chris, he noticed something not-so-peachy about him. His eyes were wide, and his face was extremely gaunt. "Chris, are you OK?"

When Chris didn't answer, the other two men rushed over to his side. Will placed a hand on Chris's arm, and felt that it was dead cold. He uselessly snapped his fingers in Chris's face, until Jonny smacked his hand away.

"Stop, that's not gonna help," he said. Then he leaned close to Chris, anxiously examining him. He reached out and touched Chris's neck to find a pulse. "His heart seems to be fine."

Just then, a huge gust of air was inhaled by Chris, and some of the color began to return to his face. He blinked several times before staring questioningly at Jonny and Will.

"What are you guys doing?" he asked.

"Chris, you just had some sort of, like... I don't know, what would you call it?" Jonny asked, turning to Will.

"You were out of it, man," Will said. "It was scary."

"I don't feel any different," Chris noted. "Are you guys sure you're not just imagining things? Or lying to me?"

"Chris, why would we lie?" Will asked. But he looked at Chris, and could see the fear leaking through his eyes. "I can't imagine how frightening this is for you."

"I don't want to die," Chris muttered.

"And we don't want you to die," Jonny said. Then, for everyone's sake, he added, "You wont die. Everything will work out. You'll be safe, just watch."

Chris looked up at Jonny and soaked in the image. He hoped Jonny was right, but he had a feeling that he wasn't. No matter how hard he tried, he just could not be optimistic. He knew the others felt the same, too. Not one of them actually believed that it would work out, they just hoped in fear. 

-

Melinda worked for hours and hours, barely getting any sleep, trying to put everything together. She was sure that A.Q.F. meant something, not just random letters initialing someone's name. Her senses told her that whoever was after Chris was someone who was close to him, though not necessarily his friend. Just someone who knew more about him than any stranger would. She toyed with the idea that perhaps the assassin was some deranged stalker, but deep down she knew it wasn't right.

She scribbled down all sorts of numbers and letters on what seemed like hundreds of sheets of paper. Nothing seemed to fit, though. And she couldn't stop thinking about Guy. Those big, dark brown eyes of his that hid a thousand secrets from the world. He was certainly the most handsome man she'd ever seen. She thought he might be gentle underneath his rough exterior.

She found herself absentmindedly doodling on the papers that were supposed to contain her work. Guy Berryman. Melinda Berryman. It sounded nice. There was something that told her not to feel that way, though. Not because her client was his friend, but because there were some sort of complications. She and Guy wouldn't actually work together. But he was so beautiful.

Suddenly, it hit her. Out of nowhere, the identity of the unknown killer was thrust into the front of her mind. She looked down at her paper, filled with drawings and writings, and was saddened by what she saw.

-

A few days after the incident with Chris, the band were sitting in the Bakery once more, waiting for Melinda. She said she had some big news that she needed to tell them. They were all sitting in various seats around the room when Melinda arrived. Chris and Jonny were chatting in one corner of the room, Will was fixing his shoelaces, which had somehow come undone, and Guy was fidgeting in his chair.

"Gather 'round, everyone," Melinda said, and the men did as they were told. "I've got some very important news."

"Yeah, you said that on the phone," Guy bitterly remarked. "Can we get on with this?"

Melinda shot him a look of disgust, and said, "I know who A.Q.F. is."

"Who?" Chris immediately asked. Melinda didn't reply, but kept her gaze on Guy, whose fidgeting had gotten worse. "Melinda?"

"Some friend you are," she said to Guy.

"I don't know what you mean," he replied in a squeaky voice.

"Yes, you do."

"Can someone please explain what's going on?" Will asked. Melinda turned to face the other three.

"A.Q.F. Switch the first and last letters. F.Q.A. Go forward a letter each. G.R.B."

"That doesn't mean anything," Guy shouted. "You can't prove..." He looked around at Chris, Will, and Jonny, who were all staring at him in disbelief. "Chris..."

"She's right, isn't she?" Chris' voice cracked. "Guy, how could you?"

"Chris, I..." Guy stood up, as did the other three. He walked over to Chris and looked up at him. "I didn't want to, but..." He and Chris stared at each other for several moments, Guy very apologetic and Chris very confused, until Chris finally decided to speak.

"I thought you were my fr-"

"NOW!" Guy bellowed, and suddenly black smoke filled the room. There were confused shouts and dusty coughs from every direction. After a short while, the dark fog began to settle, and it appeared that Guy had vanished. But there was still a giant stream of smoke emanated from Chris's open mouth, and his eyes were rolled back into his head.

"What the fuck?!" Will shouted. Jonny and Melinda just stood, horrified at the sight of Chris. Not one of them had the slightest clue what was going on. He was just standing there, hands limp at his side, torso slanted forward, and knees slightly buckled. The smoke was gushing from him like some sort of beast trying to escape its human prison. Soon, the smoke stopped completely, and Chris let out an exasperated breath before falling to the ground and seizing.

"What should we do?" Jonny asked, kneeling beside Chris's thrashing body. He stared, frozen in uncertainty. "Oh my God."

"He's having a seizure, we need, like, a pillow or something to put under his head," Melinda spewed.

"Right. I'll go find something. Jonny, just stay with him. Melinda, call an ambulance." Melinda nodded, stared at Chris and Jonny for a moment, then ran to her purse and grabbed her cellphone.

-

"We're afraid we don't know what's wrong with him," the doctor told Will and Jonny. They were in the small hallway just outside of Chris's hospital room. The doctors had run their routine tests at first, then after they didn't find anything they ran some non-routine tests.

"You don't..." Jonny dumbly repeated. The doctor shook his head.

"And there's more. It seems that whatever is wrong with your friend is... um... How should I put this? S... supernatural."

"Are you sure?" Will asked.

"Quite sure. So, um, there's nothing really that we can do for him. We'll keep him here for one more day, then discharge him."

"Thank you," Jonny muttered. "Is it all right if we go in there?"

"He seems a bit tired, but you can certainly talk to him for a bit." The doctor looked at them with apologetic eyes, said, "I'm sorry we couldn't be of more help," then left. Jonny and Will walked into the room and over by Chris's bed.

"Hi, guys," Chris said as Jonny pulled a chair up next to him. "Do they know what's wrong with me?"

Jonny shook his head. "They said it was something supernatural."

"What?" Chris asked in disbelief, then started laughing. "Seriously?"

"Seriously. They're letting you out of here tomorrow."

Chris stopped laughing, and looked down at his lap. "Guy's gone, isn't he?" he quietly asked.

"Yeah," Jonny replied, reaching over and grabbing Chris's hand. "Listen, everything's gonna be fine, OK? We'll figure everything out."

Chris lay in silence, relishing the feeling of Jonny's hand, and tried to believe him, all the while mentally beating himself. This was another perfect moment to let Jonny know how he felt, but he couldn't do it. Instead, he just held his secret tight in his chest, and held Jonny's hand tight in his own.

After a few minutes, Jonny started to pull back. "Get some rest, Chris. You need it." Chris sleepily nodded, then shut his eyes and nuzzled the pillow beneath him. He could hear Jonny and Will stirring, some footsteps, and just before the door closed, Jonny said, "We'll be back tomorrow."

"I'll be here," Chris said through closed eyes.

"Will, you're coming with me," Jonny said once they were back in the hallway.

"Where are we going?" he asked.

"My apartment," Jonny replied, and the two began to walk to the exit. "We've got some cleaning to do."

-

The next morning Jonny picked Chris up from the hospital. They rode mostly in silence back to Jonny's apartment.

"I have a surprise for you," Jonny said as they walked inside. "Come on." He led Chris down the hallway to the guest room. Through the open door, Chris could see that the stacks of papers and boxes had disappeared, and had been replaced with some of his things.

"Those are my clothes," Chris plainly stated. "And that's my guitar."

"Yeah, and this is your room," Jonny added. "You're staying here for now."

Chris turned to Jonny with a softened look. "You did all this for me?"

"Well, Will helped," Jonny said, shyly bowing his head. Chris threw his arms around him.

"Thank you."

"Yeah, yeah," Jonny dismissed, and place a hand on Chris's back. "You better keep it clean."

"Don't worry mum, I will," Chris laughed, until he realized how weird it was for him to call Jonny his mom. Then he just awkwardly pulled away and walked into the room. He continuously spun around, looking at everything. "It's missing something."

"What?" Jonny asked as he followed Chris in.

"I'm not sure, but it just feels like it's- OH MY GOD." Chris stopped dead in his tracks, his hands held out towards the wall behind the bed. "Big Mouth Billy Bass."

"Excuse me?"

"That's what's missing," he replied, jumping up on the bed and placing his hands on the wall. "Right here."

"What are you talking about?"

"Big Mouth Billy Bass," Chris repeated. Jonny just blankly stared at him, so he shouted, "The singing fish!!"

"You want one of those in here, really?" Jonny laughed. Chris looked at him with wide eyes.

"Jonny, it would be perfect."

"Yeah, OK," Jonny said before leaving the room. Chris narrowed his eyes at the echo of Jonny's presence in the door. He flopped down on the bed and thought about how perfect it really would be. He remembered when he had one a few years back. Then he remembered how he actually had gotten so sick of it after a while that he threw it out the window and nearly hit an old lady.

"Aw, Jonny's always right," he said, then hopped off the bed and ran into the other room.

Later that night, when Chris was trying to sleep, he heard a noise at his door. He tossed in the bed to find that Jonny was standing there, watching him. "Jonny?"

"Hi," Jonny said.

"Did you want something?"

"Uh, I was just wondering... " Jonny ruffled the back of his hair and walked closer to the bed. "Would it be all right if I slept in here with you?"

"Um..."

"It's just that I was worried about you, and I couldn't sleep, but it's OK, I can go back to my room an-" Jonny blurted before being interrupted by Chris.

"No, it's fine. You can sleep in here," Chris said, smiling, though his smile wasn't visible in the dark. He moved to make room, and a few moments later he felt the bed move as Jonny laid down. They were facing each other, though the room was so dark that it was almost impossible to see anything. "Jonny, everything really will be OK."

"It keeps getting harder to believe," Jonny said, and Chris imagined the pained look on his face. What he wouldn't give to be able to reach out to Jonny, to pull him close and hold him in his arms.

"I know, but you're the one who keeps saying it, and you're always right."

"I don't know about that," Jonny chuckled, and Chris shook his head.

"No, you are," Chris told him. "Like, earlier, the thing with the fish."

"The big... Bob... fish thing? What was that called?"

"Big Mouth Billy Bass," Chris rattled with impressive speed. "It would probably drive me crazy after a while... Jonny?"

"What?"

"Will I drive you crazy after a while, do you think?" Chris sincerely asked, but Jonny just laughed at him.

"I don't think so."

"Good," Chris said, and smiled again. "Now, I think it's time for bed. Goodnight, Jonny."

"Goodnight, Chris," Jonny replied, closing his eyes. Chris really did mean to go to sleep, too, but he ended up keeping his eyes open for a few more hours.

-

When Chris lifted his eyelids the next morning, he had to blink a few times to make sure he wasn't seeing things. Nothing around him looked familiar, and it wasn't that he just needed to get used to waking up in Jonny's guest bedroom; he wasn't in Jonny's apartment at all.

Yet, he was still laying in the bed, and Jonny was still beside him, sleeping peacefully. Chris had to put an end that.

"Jonny, wake up," Chris said, tapping Jonny lightly on the arm. "Jonny, please wake up."

"What is it?" Jonny asked as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. Then he looked around. "Where are we?"

"I don't know," Chris replied. The closer he looked at his surroundings, the more he realized that there wasn't anything in the room besides the bed. Everything else was just painted on the walls. Chris got out of the bed and walked up to the nearest wall. He touched it, and found that the paint- or whatever it was- was still wet, and as he dragged his hand down, a trail of running colors followed. Then he looked over at the door. It was painted, too, and there was no real exit.

"We're trapped in here," Jonny said, having simultaneously made the same realization as Chris. He was also standing beside one of the walls, the same colorful liquid dripping from his hand.

"Wherever 'here' is," Chris said in hysteria. Suddenly, there was a massive boom of laughter from someone with a very deep voice, which caused both Chris and Jonny to look up. While the two were staring at the ceiling, a petite, dark-haired figure appeared in the corner of the room.

"Goodbye, Chris," Guy said, and everything seemed to slow down. Chris and Jonny looked at him, and he pulled out a sort of ray gun. Jonny threw himself in front of Chris, shouting, "NO!" as Guy skillfully aimed the gun. He didn't shoot, though; he wasn't after Jonny.

"How could I have not seen this?" said a voice, presumably the same one the laughter belonged to. Then another figure appeared, but it was not a man, or anything that Chris recognized, for that matter. It was a green-skinned thing, with gnarly teeth and ice blue hair. It was wearing what looked like a toga, and it's five feet were enclosed in black moccasins. He had appeared alongside Guy, but he immediately walked towards Chris and Jonny. "You two are in love. It's so obvious."

"What?" Jonny said, and Chris grabbed his shoulder and spun him around.

"You're in love with me?" he asked, a certain sparkle in his eyes. It almost immediately disappeared when Jonny shook his head.

"I don't think so," he honestly replied.

Chris looked down at the floor, and in a raspy voice he said, "So, when you held my hand in the hospital, you didn't feel anything? When we slept in the same bed together, you didn't feel anything?"

"You did?" Jonny asked, scrunching his eyebrows in confusion. Chris looked up at him, completely shattered. He'd never experienced such a feeling of rejection before. The massive laughter returned again.

"Oh, this is priceless!" the unidentified thing cackled. Jonny turned to face it, but Chris kept his teary eyes on Jonny. "So, he likes you, but you don't like him. Wonderful!"

"I don't see what's so wonderful about it," Chris muttered.

"Berryman, get over here," the unidentified thing ordered, and Guy slid up beside him.

"Yes, sir?"

"Take our friend, here," it said, pointing to Jonny, "to the spot. Wait for me."

"Yes, sir," Guy replied, bolting for Jonny. Jonny tried to move, but Guy was too fast for him, and as soon as Guy grabbed his arm they were gone. Chris stood in shock and watched the place where Jonny had been only moments before.

"Chris, Chris, Chris," the unidentified thing said. "Just the man I've been meaning to talk to."

"You want me dead," Chris bluntly said. "You hired Guy."

"I sure did. Well, I had one of my people talk to him. You know, can't be seen out in public like this," it laughed, gesturing to its body. "People would freak!"

Chris looked at the thing. "Why?"

"Why do I want to kill you?" it asked, and took Chris's non-reply as an affirmative answer. "You're the only thing that stands in my way."

"In your way to what?"

"Conquering this lovely planet you call Earth," it replied. "You see, I've spent my entire life- 622 years, mind you- planning and researching. All of my studies concluded that there would be only one man in the entire existence of humankind that could potentially stop me. And that's you."

"Why me?" Chris shrieked. "How would I-?"

"Dunno, really. For some reason, you posses something that's fatal to my plan. So, you have to die."

"What if I just let you conquer the world? Would you let me live then?" The thing shook its head.

"That wouldn't happen. Whatever it is about you would force you to stop me." The thing walked closer to Chris, stopping only a mere six inches away from him. "And we can't have that."

"You aren't going to hurt Jonny, are you?" Chris asked with sad eyes. Even though he'd been horribly rejected, he still felt deeply for Jonny. He even thought that he'd be OK with his own death, as long as Jonny was unharmed.

"I'd like to spare your friend. It's not in my nature to harm innocent beings. However, it could be necessary," the thing shrugged. "After all, it would kill you to see him hurt, wouldn't it?"

"He doesn't deserve it," Chris said. "Don't hurt him, please. Shoot me, stab me, rip my heart out, whatever you need to do. Just don't hurt him."

The unidentified thing just stared at Chris, observing every little detail of his expression. Then he started to laugh once more. "Oh, it's a good thing he doesn't feel the same about you, otherwise we'd have a problem, eh?" Chris said nothing, just stared back. "Well, it's time we leave this place, then, I suppose."

It reached out its hand, which Chris discovered was slimy and gross, and grabbed his arm. And just like that, they were gone.

-

Guy and Jonny were facing each other, seated in chairs placed inside a small, green room. They'd been there for nearly an hour, but neither had spoken. Guy was messing with his ray gun, and Jonny was staring at the floor.

"I know what you're thinking," Guy suddenly said, causing Jonny to look up. "How could I do this? ... I didn't want to- I never wanted to. I still don't want to."

"Then why are you?" Jonny bitterly said.

"I don't have a choice," Guy said, a hint of frustration in his voice.

"You don't have a choice?! You-"

"No, listen to me," Guy interrupted, his temper flaring. He saw that he had Jonny's attention, so he softened his tone a bit. "They did something to me, Jonny. I don't know what they did, but I can't think for myself most of the time. It's like I'm me, then suddenly I'm someone else, someone they've created, and I can't control my actions. I don't want to kill Chris, but I'm afraid that I might... and I wont even realize it." He leaned forward in his seat, and continued, "I already... those two times... I don't know, they must have had me plant something in him... "

"With the smoke?" Jonny asked.

"Yeah. I'm not sure how I did it, or what I did, but it was all me." Guy stared off at the wall behind Jonny, his eyes full of remorse.

"Why don't you get away from here, then?" Jonny suggested. "Leave these people."

"Jonny, that wont work. Whatever they did, they can control me from anywhere, and... and if I left, they'd probably find me. I don't know what they'd do then."

"Who are these people, anyway?" he asked.

Guy shook his head, "They're not people, they're aliens. I don't know what species they said they were; it's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo to me. But they want to take over the planet, and from what I've gathered, Chris has some role in that."

"If they want to kill him, it can't be a good role, then. At least, not for them."

Guy nodded his head, then both men were silent for some time. Finally, he spoke again. "Listen, Jonny, I can't get out of here... but you can. If I tell you how, will you promise me you'll do it, and go somewhere safe?"

"Where's somewhere safe?" Jonny asked.

"I don't know, just find somewhere. Or, go see Will at least. Tell him what's going on. Will you do it?" Jonny nodded. "OK," Guy said, and he leaned forward and whispered the directions to Jonny.

-

"You're sure that's on tight enough?" the unidentified thing asked the female unidentified thing that was strapping Chris to a table.

"I'm not gonna escape," Chris said. "You don't have to worry."

"Eh, better safe than sorry," the thing replied. "Maureen, bring in our dear friend, Berryman, will you? I think he'd like to see this." The female thing nodded, and swiveled off to fetch Guy.

"Will it hurt?" Chris asked as the thing examined the ropes that bound him to the table.

"Probably," the thing honestly stated. "I wouldn't actually know."

"Oh." They sat in silence until Maureen returned, with a tired-looking Guy on her arm. He looked at Chris with a pain in his eyes, knowing very well that as soon as they wanted him to, he'd stop caring about his soon-to-be-dead friend. Chris saw the pain, saw his old friend being dragged unwillingly into the room to watch his death, but he couldn't bring himself to forgive Guy. Of course, he didn't know that it wasn't Guy's fault.

"Guy, you'd like to see your friend, yeah?" the thing laughed, and Maureen snobbishly joined in.

"Can we get this over with?" Chris whined. The thing stopped laughing, and shot a look at him.

"Ooh, impatient, are we?" he said. "Fine. Maureen, kill him."

Maureen released her hold on Guy, and walked over to the side of the table, where a control desk filled with hundreds of buttons was resting. She hit several buttons, but before her job was done, several bodies burst into the room.

"Is this a safe place?" Jonny asked Guy as he, Will, and Melinda ran in. All other heads in the room turned to them.

"No, not really!" Guy freaked.

"How did you all get here?" the thing asked, completely thrown off by the sudden appearance of this odd group.

"Guy told me how to get out, I just used the reverse to get back in," Jonny said.

"Berryman!" it shouted, and Guy cowered a little. Its nostrils flared, breath heavy, but it soon calmed down. "You'll be dealt with later. Maureen, finish up!"

"No!" Melinda yelled, running over to the table. She took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and composed herself. Then, in a strange, foreign accent, she chirped a mouthful of words that none of the humans in the room could understand. The unidentified things stood frozen as she spewed the words out. When she was finished, she collapsed her chest, trying to catch her breath.

Suddenly, Maureen changed from her green color to a sickly orange, her arms and legs swelling until she looked like an overblown balloon. Then she exploded, though strangely leaving absolutely no trace of her existence behind. Everyone turned their attention to the place where Maureen was once standing, completely shocked. The unidentified thing looked on in panic, knowing that a few moments later, the same fate would befall him. Sure enough, no more than twenty seconds after Maureen, the thing blew up and disappeared completely.

"What the hell did you just do?" Chris shrieked. Melinda ignored his question, but loosened the ropes and freed him from the table. She looked at him for a moment, then embraced him in a bone-crushing hug.

"I just saved your life, asshole, be grateful for once," she said, though with a hint of jest. Chris laughed and accepted her embrace.

"Thank you," he whispered.

"Sorry to hear about Jonny," she replied. "His loss, remember?"

"Yeah, his loss," Chris unconvincingly replied. She let go of him, then walked over by the other three men. Chris followed her, and gave a hug to both Guy and Will, but stopped in front of Jonny. "We should go home now."

"Listen, man, I'm really sorry," Jonny began, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck.

"Don't be, it's not your fault," Chris said in a hoarse voice. "Can we go now?"

Jonny looked at him helplessly, and replied, "Yeah, let's go."

-

Things went back to normal in an oddly short amount of time. Chris had hastily moved his things back into his own apartment, but after only a few days the tension between he and Jonny dissipated. And, much to Chris's delight, Jonny didn't change the way he acted around him. They were still the best of friends, despite the unrequited love.

Of course, the press had a field day with the claims of supernatural attacks on Chris and a halted alien invasion, even suggesting that the singer had gone completely off his rocker. Eventually, it was all just passed off as a hoax, though the police records remained truthful.

One day, the five of them were all gathered in the Bakery, just hanging out. Melinda was a dear friend of theirs now, and since she had edged her way into their group, she began trying to edge her way into Guy's heart.

"Oh, I knew you weren't an evil man," she said, resting her hand on Guy's arm and pushing her body as close as she could into his. "You have such kind eyes."

Guy lapped up the attention, even though he honestly was not interested in her. Will, who was sitting right next to them, rolled his eyes in both disgust and jealousy. Not that he was really interested in her, either, he just wanted the female attention that Guy always received. Jonny was the only one who had any interest in her, but even then he only thought she was pretty.

And of course, Chris was sitting off in one corner, watching Jonny. He'd long given up trying to dress fancy, and had returned to wearing his Barack to the Future shirt, though he'd left the pinstriped pants on.

Yeah, everything was back to normal.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

PPTH (Unfinished)

IT'S a House/Coldplay crossover! How cool!

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Everything was going great. The band were performing somewhere in Europe, their one-too-many-eth concert of that tour. They were already half-way through the set list, the arena filled with the sound of Will slamming the giant bell and the audience chanting, "Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh!" Chris bounced his way over from the B-stage and began to sing the song that brought them so much over the past year.

They played beautifully, and by the end, the energy in the place was ricocheting off the walls and into the hearts of everyone present. It was like a never-ending circuit of enthusiasm. Once the final line was sung, Will and the audience continued their chants and Chris fell to the floor of the ramp like he always did. The girls on either side of him screamed in disbelief, and some of the guys did, too. Jonny and Guy carried out their impressive, "Oh"s, and within a minute or so they jammed right into the beginning of 'Lost!'.

But Chris never got up. A few seconds into the song, Jonny threw his guitar to the side and ran to his friend. Suddenly, everything stopped. Will and Guy watched on as Jonny tried to wake Chris, and everyone else in the arena held their breath.

-

The sound of a cane hitting the hard floor echoed throughout the lobby. Everyone's favorite doctor was in. House made his way past the nurse's station and to the elevators. Half way, he was greeted by a rather scruffy-looking, blond-haired doctor.

"32-year-old male," Chase began, shoving a blue folder in House's face.

"Oh, this sounds important," House cut him off, not stopping for one moment. Chase followed him to the elevator doors and pressed on.

"His heart stopped while he was onstage. He just collapsed, but everyone thought it was part of the act." House paused, hit the button with his cane, and turned to Chase.

"And why should I take this case?"

"He's the lead singer of Coldplay."

Completely unfazed, he repeated, "And why should I take this case?"

"Cuddy wants you to."

"... And why should I listen to Cuddy?" The door of the elevator opened, and the two men walked inside.

"The woman lets you keep your job, the least you could do is take one patient a week," Chase said. "Besides, I thought you liked her."

"What I wanna know is why you're so keen on this. It's not an extraordinary case, is it? So, either you really, really love this... Cold... whatever, or you're looking for a distraction," House said, using his infamous evasion technique.

"Cameron left a week ago. I'm fine. The patient, on the other hand..." House observed Chase's expression, knew he was lying, but grabbed the file anyway.

"If I cure him, I better get backstage passes."

-

Taub and Thirteen were already sitting at the rectangular table in House's second office when House and Chase walked in.

"We've got a case," House said, throwing several folders onto the table. Taub and Thirteen each grabbed one and began to look through the file. "Where's Foreman?"

"He's not here," Thirteen replied, coldly. "Is this Chris Martin, like...?"

"Like the living ball of energy," House finished. "The man runs around for a living, and everyone's surprised he has a heart attack."

"He's only 32," Taub said. "And it says he has no prior history of heart disease or-"

"Yeah, it's a complete mystery. He's also confessed to using sleeping pills more than he should. Think maybe the two are connected?"

"Sleeping pills could cause heart problems," Thirteen said, still leafing through the pages of the file. "It would also explain the low CS levels."

Chase, who had not made even the slightest noise since entering the room, indiscreetly coughed and said, "It could be Dent's."

"No," Taub quickly disagreed. "If it was Dent's he'd have some sort of physical mark."

"He has a mark on his left calf," Chase fought back. "It could be-"

"That's a birthmark," Taub interrupted. "Sleeping pills makes more sense."

Chase stood still, gaping for a retort. He quickly glanced at House for help, though he knew he wouldn't receive any.

"See? Even the kiddies agree with me."

"Wait," Thirteen said. She had the folder open to a specific page, and was pointing at something on the chart. "That's not a birthmark."

House furrowed his brow and craned his head over her shoulder. "You got a picture in there or something?"

"The history says he's only got a birthmark on his right shoulder blade. It doesn't say anything about his legs."

"Test him for Dent's," House nodded to Chase, heaving a defeated sigh.

Chase silently nodded, then turned, a smile cracking it's way onto his face as he opened the door.

-

"Is it serious?" Chris asked as Chase stuck a needle in his arm to retrieve the blood necessary to complete the test.

"It's a disease, of course it's serious," Chase replied, perhaps a little too snappish. "But it's not fatal or anything. It's actually curable."

"If I have it... how did I get it?"

"Well, there are a number of ways to get Dent's, but it's usually through contact with another person who has it. If you've had any sexual partners recently, we're gonna need-"

"I haven't," Chris interrupted. "Unfortunately."

"You're sure? Not even a one-night stand? Drunken hook-up or...?" Chris shook his head.

"I wish," he dully replied. Chase closed the vial he was holding and went to leave the room.

"Hey," Jonny said to Chris. "I'm gonna go get a drink, do you want anything?"

"No, I'm fine."

"OK." Jonny left the room, racing out into the hallway. "Excuse me, doctor?" he shouted after Chase.

Chase stopped and turned around. "Yes?"

"I need to talk to you about something."

"Um, OK. Go on."

Jonny took a deep breath and said, "Last week... we were at a party, the four of us. We all got pretty drunk." Jonny looked down at the floor, trying to find the right words, and Chase watched him, noticing his awkwardness. "Chris and I sort of... but I think he was too drunk to remember."

"Oh. Well, uh, we're gonna have to get you tested, too."

Jonny nodded. "Could you not tell him? If he doesn't remember, then he doesn't need to know. I don't want it to ruin our friendship."

"I'll keep my mouth shut," Chase said with a reassuring smile.

-

"Do you realize," House said, leaning over Chase's shoulder as he was testing Chris's blood. "You have dirt on a celebrity."

"What's your point?" Chase dumbly asked, fiddling with something on the machine.

"Are you going to do anything with that dirt?"

"Of course not, I made a promise."

House snorted. "You also took an oath, but that didn't stop you from killing a patient on purpose. Besides, you only said you wouldn't tell... Craig, or whatever his name is."

"Chris. And I'm not gonna tell anyone anything."

"It's a shame. You could make a lot of money if you happened to slip that info to some tabloid," House not-so-discreetly said. Chase shot him a look of hatred, just as the machine beeped. Chase checked the results, and House asked "Is it Dent's?"

"No," Chase said, clearly displeased.

House peered at the paper in Chase's hand and grinned smugly. "Looks like I was right after all.

-
"We're back to square one," House said. He made a thinking sort of face and added, "I think that's a song."

"Sleeping pills," Taub said. "We never ruled them out, they fit perfectly."

"Right," House agreed. "Everyone but Chase agreed. And he was wrong, so who cares what he thinks?"

Foreman nonchalantly walked into the room, and House watched him carefully as he sat down and grabbed a file.

"So, we just discharge him, then?" Thirteen asked.

"Yeah, you can go tell him he's free to go," House said, still watching Foreman. Thirteen and Taub both left the room, leaving House, Chase, and Foreman behind. "Boy, I'm sure glad you're here, Foreman. Otherwise we'd never have solved this case."

"I was busy. Forgive me," Foreman said, reading the file despite the fact that the other two doctors left to discharge the patient.

"Busy doing what? Avoiding Thirteen?" House pressed on.

"Yeah," Foreman simply replied. As he was reading, something caught his eye. "You're discharging this guy?"

"If you want an autograph, you better go get one now."

"You tested him for Dent's?"

"It was negative," Chase said. "Why?"

"His red blood cell count is a little low. Combined with the heart problem... it could be anemia."

House nodded to Chase, "Go stop Taub and Thirteen. And test for anemia." Chase got up without saying a word and left. "So, why were you late?"

"I don't think that's any of your business," Foreman replied.

"It's not my business why one of my employees didn't come to work on time?"

"It's not any of your business," Foreman repeated.

-

"The test was negative," Thirteen said to Chris. "We think your problems were just the cause of sleeping pills."

"You know, I always figured those were doing me no good," Chris laughed. "So, what, then?"

"We'll keep you here overnight, but you're free to go home tomorrow," Taub said. "Just stay away from the-"

"It's not the sleeping pills," Chase interrupted as he burst through the door.

"We ruled out Dent's, you were there," Thirteen said.

"Foreman thinks it's anemia."

"Anemia?" Chris asked.

"It's a blood problem," Taub explained. "Do you have fatigue, dizziness, anything like that?"

"Well, I get tired sometimes, but I just thought it was 'cause of the tour."

"He does look a little pale," Thirteen said. "Let's test for anemia, then."